Poorly describe a movie and guess what it is

checjb said:
Gladiator. :)
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Yes!

There's this guy and it's snowing and there's like a big rat and he sees it and sees some people and then it happens again but he doesn't get it and then it happens again a bit more but then there's this woman who doesn't like him and then she does and it stops.
 
checjb said:
Cretinous screw-up inexplicably gets high level military position and defeats bad guys using super-agile, ninja OAPs and museum relic.
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FYI, this was "Battleship". :) I swear, this actually sounds better than the real movie.
 
A couple of midgets return lost property.

Bloke punches himself. Encourages others to punch him. Leaves his job. Shaves his head.

White English boy is told he is special. Goes to private school.

A man's wife gets brutally murdered by a serial killer - his son is left physically disabled after the attack. In a twisted turn of events his son is kidnapped and then proceeds to chase the kidnapper thousands of miles with the help of a mentally disabled woman.
 
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Taxi driver rescues a woman who's not actually a woman, they go to a fancy hotel, watch some opera, loads of people die, then they go to egypt, save the world, and go off to have sex.
 
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