A very old mythical being falls madly in love with a very boring and plain looking teenage girl for some inexplicable reason. Much staring ensues. A dog likes her too.
Twilight... errrr I mean I have no clue.
A very old mythical being falls madly in love with a very boring and plain looking teenage girl for some inexplicable reason. Much staring ensues. A dog likes her too.
Two cops, one likes to crack his neck.
Chap saves the human race because he found dirt on the floor
No takers?
Two cops, one likes to crack his neck.
The second is obviously Interstellar. The first? I would guess at Lethal Weapon 2.
You could have said "there's a ghost behind the curtain."
Two cops, one likes to crack his neck.
A bloke and his mate spend a week of song and artistry in search of the perfect cup of coffee.
My effort:
Criminal mastermind spins a yarn.
Group of outnumbered, British soldiers kill all
the black people.
i've not even seen it but i'm guessing zulu.
2. Guide on how to waste several hundred tonnes of Burmese wood.
1. Colossal waste of time jaunting across northern France. Probably wish they hadn't bothered.
2. Guide on how to waste several hundred tonnes of Burmese wood.
3. Inconsiderate **** fails to have badge melted down, resulting in the potential deaths of several jews.
A glorified dustman falls in love and journeys through space to save humanity.