Pretty obvious one but heard this recently and made me chuckle:
"A cautionary tale, if ever there was one, about the dangers of using binoculars in the dark."
the usual suspects
Dsiturbia/Rear Window??
Amatuer film-maker fails to respond appropriately to odd goings on and gets whats coming to him.
Amatuer film-maker fails to respond appropriately to odd goings on and gets whats coming to him.
Blair witch project?
A bloke and his mate spend a week of song and artistry in search of the perfect cup of coffee.
Child stolen by hairy bloke beats up two-faced bugger.
The first Harry Potter?
Amatuer film-maker fails to respond appropriately to odd goings on and gets whats coming to him.
Group of outnumbered, British soldiers kill all the black people.
Okay um... Old man kidnaps woman to avoid flashy guy with a gun
cloverfield? i hated the characters so much that i was glad they all died. they had no redeeming features at all. how can you make a film where the audience doesn't have a single person to care about?
The Fisher King?
Hudson Hawk?
Immigrant joins the family business, beats the competition, most of his family dies.