Poorly describe a movie and guess what it is

Castiel · 12 Nov 2014 at 08:23

Acme said:
Old man burned by fast native american, salt in wounds.

The Worlds Fasted Indian.

Haggisman · 12 Nov 2014 at 09:38

Aged ex-con breaks back into prison to save San Francisco from some unhappy soldiers.

3 idiots escape from a chain gang, get born again and then become pop sensations. They save an old friend from an angry mob, play a gig and are then pardoned for their crimes before going for a swim.

Castiel · 12 Nov 2014 at 09:44

Haggisman said:
Aged ex-con breaks back into prison to save San Francisco from some unhappy soldiers.

The Rock.

Yaayuh! · 12 Nov 2014 at 10:06

Haggisman said:
3 idiots escape from a chain gang, get born again and then become pop sensations. They save an old friend from an angry mob, play a gig and are then pardoned for their crimes before going for a swim.

o brother where art thou

doodah · 12 Nov 2014 at 10:14

adam98150 said:
Top one is Me, Myself & Irene.

Correct. I couldn't think of a way to incorporate trouser snake or bird up the poop hole.

FortuitousFluke · 12 Nov 2014 at 10:23

marc2003 said:
cloverfield? i hated the characters so much that i was glad they all died. they had no redeeming features at all. how can you make a film where the audience doesn't have a single person to care about?

Afraid not.

WillyNelson · 12 Nov 2014 at 10:28

xibinim said:
Four friends attempt to bond over an ideal and end up in fancy dress.

Four lions?

marc2003 · 12 Nov 2014 at 11:09

FortuitousFluke said:
Afraid not.

someone else had a go at yours. is this wrong as well?

Judgeneo said:
This or troll hunter, which is actually a worse film.

doodah · 12 Nov 2014 at 11:10

WillyNelson said:
Four lions?

Oui.

Akagi · 12 Nov 2014 at 11:14

Castiel said:
The Worlds Fastest Indian.

Yep.

Podmonkey · 12 Nov 2014 at 13:09

Robosapien said:
Sociopath junkie solves riddles using his autism.

Sherlock Holmes?

FortuitousFluke · 12 Nov 2014 at 13:15

marc2003 said:
someone else had a go at yours. is this wrong as well?

Yep, I think I need to dial down the ambiguity level:

"Amatuer film-maker fails to respond appropriately to his wifes odd, otherwordly behaviour and gets whats coming to him."

WillyNelson · 12 Nov 2014 at 13:54

Paranormal Activity.

ikillbears · 12 Nov 2014 at 14:19

Robosapien said:
Sociopath junkie solves riddles using his autism.

Mercury rising ?

Willir · 12 Nov 2014 at 15:37

1 man, a small town, 1 police department, combat knife, headband and muscles. "Don't push it".

FortuitousFluke · 12 Nov 2014 at 15:39

WillyNelson said:
Paranormal Activity.

We have a winner!

boxman2000 · 12 Nov 2014 at 15:46

Willir said:
1 man, a small town, 1 police department, combat knife, headband and muscles. "Don't push it".

Rambo

Cleisthenes · 12 Nov 2014 at 15:49

Feminism incarnate gets upset about torture then kills a bearded mad man.

The_Bullet · 12 Nov 2014 at 15:52

Man goes to house of another man whose wife he is sleeping with. Various games ensue.

krooton · 12 Nov 2014 at 16:02

xibinim said:
Four friends attempt to bond over an ideal and end up in fancy dress.

I want to say Too Wong Foo or Priscilla Queen of the Desert, but both only have 3 friends.