I found two decapitated bird heads in my garden...

[StoutMeister]

My mate once found an upturned chicken buried in his greenhouse. Just its feet sticking out, as if someone had planted a chicken body and the legs had sprouted.

An eggplant?

 

[Kosmiche]

Wtf does this mean?

they were in a farmfoods bag but the bag wasent tied shut and it got thrown into my back garden.

 

[Mynight]

An eggplant?

Winner

 

[chaparral]

MaxP779 sends txt to his mates telling them..

" Had head from 2 birds in my garden this morning.."

 

[Uncle Petey]

Add gravy.

 

[K.C. Leblanc]

Cats with thumbs

I used to have a cat with thumbs, but he was fairly daft.

One of those cats that comes in the back door because it's raining, and then wants to be let out the front to see if it's raining out there as well.


Now if our intelligent cat had had thumbs we could have been in trouble, because he'd worked out hitch hiking!!

 

[TheVoice]

That's odd, I'm sure I left three.

 

[cheesyboy]

An eggplant?

More of a poul-tree

 

[Pestilence]

Didn't you know that when birds hatch they're just a head? It takes a couple of weeks before their bodies appear.

And you've probably just thrown them in the bin, haven't you.

Haven't you. You monster.

 

[Ryan-3]

MaxP779 sends txt to his mates telling them..

" Had head from 2 birds in my garden this morning.."

 

[MaxP779]

MaxP779 sends txt to his mates telling them..

" Had head from 2 birds in my garden this morning.."

lol

 

[DJMK4]

islamic state?

 

[Doggie2k]

At least it wasn't a horses head in your bed

 

[ADT]

Well that's dinner sorted

 

[StoutMeister]

 

[TrixiBuG]

My mate once found an upturned chicken buried in his greenhouse. Just its feet sticking out, as if someone had planted a chicken body and the legs had sprouted.

An eggplant?

More of a poul-tree

This has just made me lol so much, I cried

Thank you GD for making my night

 

[bledd]

Loving the jokes

 

[Edrof]

Loving the yokes

 

[danza]

Doving the yokes?

 

[ivrytwr3]