What do you keep in your shoe?!!

mrk · 24 Feb 2015 at 00:18

Dimple said:
I have to tuck my willy in it

Never knew you were a little person. Harsh times pal.

Diagro · 24 Feb 2015 at 00:30

I have £10 note under the sole of my shoe. Just in case

mrk · 24 Feb 2015 at 00:45

Just in case of what?

Mr Joshua · 24 Feb 2015 at 01:17

Mr Jack said:
An, er, "architectural" female friend of mine does that. It came back to bite her the other day when she tucked it into the bikini top she was wearing on the way to the swimming pool and forgot to take it out before she dived in...

I don't get it, why is architectural in quotation marks?

deltalinx · 24 Feb 2015 at 02:14

I keep these in my shoes and trainers to try and stop them from changing shape (I hate it when they mould to shape of your feet and get creases etc)

fatiain · 24 Feb 2015 at 03:36

Diagro said:
I have £10 note under the sole of my shoe. Just in case

mrk said:
Just in case of what?

The oncoming Zombie Apocalypse.

Aod · 24 Feb 2015 at 04:28

Mr Joshua said:
I don't get it, why is architectural in quotation marks?

Perhaps he is trying to delicately imply that she has a commendable bosom?

slinxy · 24 Feb 2015 at 05:41

PardonTheWait said:
We had a lady come in with a liquid damaged iPhone, that she pulled out of her bra.

When my colleague told her it was liquid damaged she said, completely unfazed and unembarassed, that it must be the ***ty sweat.

I've never seen someone put down an phone so fast

This actually made me lol... It could have been worst, he could have started to lick and smell the phone then offer to buy it from her.

fatiain · 24 Feb 2015 at 06:01

slinxy said:
This actually made me lol... It could have been worst, he could have started to lick and smell the phone then offer to buy it from her.

I'm sure there's a market for that somewhere...

Edrof · 24 Feb 2015 at 07:17

Why didn't the idiot simply USE A PEN WITH A LID?

antijoke · 24 Feb 2015 at 07:24

My wallet and my phone.

Kronos · 24 Feb 2015 at 08:31

I really need to clean mine.

shadow_boxer · 24 Feb 2015 at 08:45

Who keeps anything in their shoes, how random?

something daft already!! · 24 Feb 2015 at 08:50

I have a miniature three piece band. They play my theme song as my day progresses.

Tunney · 24 Feb 2015 at 09:10

I photo of my gal. We're going to get married when this war is over.

*gets shot by sniper*

Tom0 · 24 Feb 2015 at 09:15

Sounds like a leaking pen has ruined something valuable/irreplaceable in his pocket.

Precious that he's traumtised by it though.

John40 · 24 Feb 2015 at 09:17

I'll bet he was like most estate agents ie: about 14.

Hades · 24 Feb 2015 at 09:19

I keep a spare pair of shoes in mine, in case I get a hole in my main pair.

labcoattech · 24 Feb 2015 at 09:26

Mouldy cheese

Bubo · 24 Feb 2015 at 09:36

Once came down to find one of my shoes full of cat sick. Sadly, after I had put it on.