What do you keep in your shoe?!!

In the days when I used to go for a night out with my mates. :) Aswell as having money to spend for that night out, I would always slip an extra Twenty in my shoe just incase I needed it for something. ;)
 
There was an old woman who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, she didn't know what to do. So we reported her to social services and now I gather they've stopped her benefits and she's out on the street.
 
My friend used to keep his money in his shoe...:eek:

At what age though?

I've once kept my passport in my shoe... First time in India, worried it would be stolen, put it in a plastic bag and then at the soul of my foot. VERY uncomfortable. Only did it one day lol, felt like a plum and from then kept any safe stuff in a slimline bag strap around my waist when on the move. Have done since.
 
That's nothing.. I saw a girl stuff her iphone 6+ in her bra the other day!

TBH it makes perfect sense, pocket shaped... I asked her what her number was so I could make it vibrate. ;)

I bet the underlined part is 100% true. Nothing to do with the size of the iPhone 6+ holders. ;)

There was an old woman who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, she didn't know what to do. So we reported her to social services and now I gather they've stopped her benefits and she's out on the street.

Send her back! :p
 
Used to keep an emergency £5 note in a zip lock bag in my right shoe, under the removable sole.

Used to be enough to get me home from most places, either by bus or taxi.

Now I plan my nights out to avoid losing money/wallet.
 
If anything it's usually water

Why is it you always seem to stop your truck in a puddle the depth of a lake ?
 
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