Problems with my line manager

Maccapacca · 5 Mar 2015 at 19:30

Hi I've just got an internship with a decent company. TBH it's a bit intimidating being thrown into the work environment however my line manager I thought we got on well but lately he just stares at his monitor all day mumbling about letterboxes.

I'd really like to make a good impression but I can't.

I think he might be a bit slow.

Any suggestions?

neil3k · 5 Mar 2015 at 19:32

Akagi · 5 Mar 2015 at 19:33

Perhaps you could try something different, perhaps try turning them into citrus smoothies. The change may cause him to be phased out of the company, to be replaced by a smoothie manager.

Or you could quit and find a job working with lemons, then you could make lemonade?

Mynight · 5 Mar 2015 at 19:34

When life gives you limes make limonade.

Bring in some tequila and salt to bring the problem together?

DJMK4 · 5 Mar 2015 at 19:36

I like lemons myself

You no good manager, you make rubbish limes

Malevolence · 5 Mar 2015 at 19:38

Put it in the coconut and drink it all up.

antijoke · 5 Mar 2015 at 19:39

He sounds bitter.

DirtyJester · 5 Mar 2015 at 19:43

danza · 5 Mar 2015 at 19:46

Limes. The citrus world's biggest con. They're just under ripe lemons.

Or maybe it's the other way round? Hmm...

Maccapacca · 5 Mar 2015 at 19:47

Goddamit

Sliver · 5 Mar 2015 at 19:48

Am I being paranoid or is this thread related to another thread which recently appeared ?

Diddums · 5 Mar 2015 at 20:09

McBain · 5 Mar 2015 at 20:11

How's the fruit industry nowadays?

DaleTheWhale · 5 Mar 2015 at 20:13

Sliver said:
Am I being paranoid or is this thread related to another thread which recently appeared ?

Completely paranoid.

MikeTheNative · 5 Mar 2015 at 20:21

Mynight said:
When life gives you limes make limonade.

Bring in some tequila and salt to bring the problem together?

It's limeade not limeonade

Mynight · 5 Mar 2015 at 20:24

MikeTheNative said:
It's limeade not limeonade

Well I didn't type limeonade either

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And I only drink limonade so there.

doofer · 5 Mar 2015 at 20:25

I think it's just a case of sour grapes.

DJMK4 · 5 Mar 2015 at 20:26

Have you tried upping the price per cup? It might make your lime manager happy

More Profit £££

MikeTheNative · 5 Mar 2015 at 20:29

Mynight said:
Well I didn't type limeonade either .

And I only drink limonade so there.

Still just as ridiculous.

What is next cheronade?

Mynight · 5 Mar 2015 at 20:30

MikeTheNative said:
Still just as ridiculous. What is next cheronade?

. Give me 10 minutes with Photoshop and yes that's next

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Problems with my line manager

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