Involuntary celibacy thread

Last GF was around 5 years ago, had few casual since then.

Been 4 months now. Don't care one bit funnily enough/worry about it really, I've got bigger fish to fry though, been working non stop.
 
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Ironic Namesake said:
I had surgery in that area on Friday so at least another week :o
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Comments like that make me smile, reason why....

I worked with a fella a good number of years ago (let's refer to him as Bob rather than his real name) that went in for the snip as he and his wife had a number of kids and didn't want any more.

Bob was, and to excuse the pun, a cocky bugger that despite being told he couldn't have an activity down there for a good while until it had healed was ultra confident that his bits were better than everyone else's and could go at it after just a couple of weeks.

The outcome...balls that became inflamed to the point that they swelled up like oranges and he had to come into work in baggy jogging bottoms, nuts in a hammock like bandage, walking like John Wayne for weeks....

....oh and to top it off 'going at it' early got the missus pregnant yet again. :D
 
Like i said in online dating topic. Only way to get any for me is paying for it....
 
About a week... some girl I met from Tinder. It's something that doesn't really bother me though. My ex went on to some pill which made her bleed and lose her sex drive for 5 weeks, she was surprised how I wasn't chomping at the bit and didn't seem to care that we weren't having sex... really has never been high up on my priority list. I went through my stage of banging everything that walked when I was younger and even then it didn't bother me...
 
About a month and a half now? Playing "don't fail my degree" so dating time is... limited.

Edit: oh but I did play dungeons and dragons yesterday. maybe I'm further into the hole than I think (or not! :o )
 
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