He should have bought the steak, a frying pan, kettle and a camping stove. That way if Clarkson still wasn't happy and hit him, he could hit him back with frying pan, then put the kettle on for a cup of tea and used the steak for the swelling.
Be prepared. He is a producer that's his job.![]()
He should probably artificially inseminate the cow and slaughter it too.
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