** OcUK PROUDLY PRESENTS - VESARO ADVANCED RACING SIMULATORS **

[Tefal]

Bet for 90% of the people who buy this it becomes the "ultra hd porn chair"

 

[Soundood]

try this for that Racing experience you thrill, just take it down your local track.

2005 V8 Vantage £35,000 (approx.)

 

[Diddums]

 

[fendi]

 

[OhEsEcks]

Bet for 90% of the people who buy this it becomes the "ultra hd porn chair"

There was a gif posted the other day on 4chan /g/ of a guy with the ultimate porn chair. Can't link it obviously, but it featured him in a latex suit with cut outs so his man breasts could squeeze through, a fleshlight on a robotic arm and an Oculus rift. Living the dream.

 

[Akagi]

Just googled ultimate porn chair, was disappointed. It just returned lots of porn. Most of it had nothing to do with chairs. And it wasn't exactly ultimate.

 

[Tefal]

try this for that Racing experience you thrill, just take it down your local track.

2005 V8 Vantage £35,000 (approx.)

insurance, petrol, servicing, tyres, brakes etc probably cost a lot more than a bit of electricity each year though

 

[dunker]

wow, and have another wow, and another wow. wowwowwow.

 

[Mynight]

Clearly I'm not rich enough I scoffed at the teir one price before reading on .

 

[dunker]

i think if i could get the feeling of acceleration and it's opposite (yep, lazy could'nt be bovvered to type de...) in a sim and if i had the money, i'd go sim. much less risk of injury. and much less mpg, actually how much juice would that system need?

 

[Flubble]

£35,000 and still have to put my keyboard on the floor

 

[Akagi]

£35,000 and still have to put my keyboard on the floor

Email them. Seriously. They might actually listen to your concerns and facepalm, then start developing a keyboard and mouse stand.

 

[Gerard]

these are generally purchased by Lunatics or Lottery winners

Thought so.

 

[elmuzzy66.]

Yea expensive but I would two if had the money. Don't know why people are hating with all the you can buy your own car etc etc.

 

[arknor]

I'm sure their awesome but there's far to few racing sims for me to ever justify one.

 

[Freakbro]

What recession....

 

[oweneades]

Well, they ARE comparable, however, they may not be as realistic/accurate as real life driving.

Understatement of the thread....

 

[Cosimo]

Just googled ultimate porn chair, was disappointed. It just returned lots of porn. Most of it had nothing to do with chairs. And it wasn't exactly ultimate.

Simulation can never be ultimate.

 

[wordy]

Only £35,134.99 inc VAT.

 

[Cosimo]

Only £35,134.99 inc VAT.

That one penny saving makes all the difference...