OK, so you always sit there staring at the car in front of you whilst stationary, fully concentrating on your surroundings, hands at 10-2 because doing otherwise would 100% kill everyone.
Yep, that's totally not BS at all...![]()
Grow up![]()
If you're munching on a big tasty the top of the box keeps smacking you in the forehead blocking the road ahead. It's quite irritating.
Photo of the cyclist in question. Apparently he is on a diet and didn't like to see any food temptations while out on his bike!!
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Rotterdam. I mainly deal with cyclists from a blue plated moped ( though I have a yellow plated scooter too, but since R'dam has banned em off most cycle paths I usually take the blue plated one) and as a car driver, only really cycle when I'm planning to get hammered, or when I'm hammeredWhere in NL are you? In the larger cities yes, cyclists can get a bit unruly but in smaller cities and towns they generally behave quite well. Of course having their own cycle roads and lanes help but the police in Holland are very intolerant of cyclists flouting the law.
Edit: En ja, ik ben ook Nederlands![]()
. Why not ? Do you even have a license ? Controlling a car is hardly rocket science, 1 hand is enough, especially in an auto.She can't possibly be in full control of the car when she's eating cereal can she?
That is quite frankly retarded, the law should be changed like here, a sign ''cycle path'' means it is mandatory to use it for cyclists. On a yellow plated moped I actually hate the fact that in many cities you have to go in between cars now, instead of on the cycle paths like before. Cycle paths are much safer and nicer than faffing about between cars. Especially in rush hour, filtering slows you down greatly compared to simply bombing it down a cycle path full throttle.Cyclists are not obliged to use cycle paths. I refuse to use them. I am legally allowed to use the road so I will.
That is quite frankly retarded, the law should be changed like here, a sign ''cycle path'' means it is mandatory to use it for cyclists.

OK, so you always sit there staring at the car in front of you whilst stationary, fully concentrating on your surroundings, hands at 10-2 because doing otherwise would 100% kill everyone.
Yep, that's totally not BS at all...![]()
That is quite frankly retarded, the law should be changed like here, a sign ''cycle path'' means it is mandatory to use it for cyclists. On a yellow plated moped I actually hate the fact that in many cities you have to go in between cars now, instead of on the cycle paths like before. Cycle paths are much safer and nicer than faffing about between cars. Especially in rush hour, filtering slows you down greatly compared to simply bombing it down a cycle path full throttle.

Photo of the cyclist in question. Apparently he is on a diet and didn't like to see any food temptations while out on his bike!!
Photo of the cyclist in question. Apparently he is on a diet and didn't like to see any food temptations while out on his bike!!
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His lycra isn't revealing enough and I bet he rides a tricycle. :p
The last sentence was tongue in cheek, obviously. The rest has nothing to do with a need to "grow up".
Rather, some cyclists need to stop being **** heads. (as do some motorists obviously, but it seems to be a much higher proportion of the cyclists I encounter)
Suggesting cyclists be killed isn't something you do tongue in cheek.

Why not ? Do you even have a license ? Controlling a car is hardly rocket science, 1 hand is enough, especially in an auto.
That is quite frankly retarded, the law should be changed like here, a sign ''cycle path'' means it is mandatory to use it for cyclists. On a yellow plated moped I actually hate the fact that in many cities you have to go in between cars now, instead of on the cycle paths like before. Cycle paths are much safer and nicer than faffing about between cars. Especially in rush hour, filtering slows you down greatly compared to simply bombing it down a cycle path full throttle.
I notice how the only person to look for something to take exception to in my post, is also the only person publicly displaying that they are a cyclist in their signature.![]()
That situation is going to arise very rarely, and when it does, you can use those two levers on your handlebars which slow you down. But as a cyclist, I doubt you know what they're for.![]()
Stop being silly.

Photo of the cyclist in question. Apparently he is on a diet and didn't like to see any food temptations while out on his bike!!
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