Involuntary celibacy thread

iamdjdz · 25 Mar 2015 at 17:27

20 minutes...

OpenToSuggestions · 25 Mar 2015 at 17:30

6.15AM this morning.

Tummy · 25 Mar 2015 at 17:31

Not very long at all

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TheSkateyBird · 25 Mar 2015 at 17:39

4 Days and the gaps seem to be getting bigger ;(

Zeed · 25 Mar 2015 at 18:42

so few are worse off than me but still there are few

LordSplodge · 25 Mar 2015 at 20:01

IvanDobskey said:
But really, its not the most important thing in life like some people seem to make out.

Quality not quantity.

OpenToSuggestions said:
6.15AM this morning.

Dude, that time of the day is suitable for one thing at that's being sound asleep.

exhashdotdot · 16 Jul 2015 at 15:08

How are you holding up mates? Bit too busy to make progress these days.

HazardO · 16 Jul 2015 at 15:42

TheSkateyBird said:
4 Days and the gaps seem to be getting bigger ;(

Does she not do any exercise?

MattTheTall77 · 16 Jul 2015 at 15:45

Shameless pinch from another forum...

While attending a Marriage Weekend, Ken and his wife, Margaret, listened to the instructor declare,
'It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other.'
He then addressed the men,
'Can you name and describe your wife's favourite flower?'
Ken leaned over, touched Margaret's arm gently, and whispered, "Homepride, isn't it ?"

And thus began Ken's life of celibacy.

V F · 16 Jul 2015 at 17:37

Dj_Jestar · 16 Jul 2015 at 17:42

Abstinence != Celibacy. That's why it's called celibacy and not abstinence.

Tefal · 16 Jul 2015 at 17:42

few days, but tomorrow I'm going down to spend the weekend with a gorgeous Brazilian

exhashdotdot · 16 Jul 2015 at 17:43

Tefal said:
few days, but tomorrow I'm going down to spend the weekend with a gorgeous Brazilian

How much?

Tefal · 16 Jul 2015 at 17:45

exhashdotdot said:
How much?

normally she's £300 an hour but I don't pay

esoteric · 16 Jul 2015 at 17:53

Have you seen her since your eye surgery, Tefal? you might be in for a surprise

V F · 16 Jul 2015 at 18:34

Dj_Jestar said:
Abstinence != Celibacy. That's why it's called celibacy and not abstinence.

You've seen the film... and what happened near the end?

the state of abstaining from marriage and sexual relations

Matt meets Erica (Shannyn Sossamon), a cyber nanny, and they begin to date. They face many challenges in their relationship, including her discovery of his celibacy vow and Matt's continuing feelings for Nicole.

Dj_Jestar · 17 Jul 2015 at 00:14

A vow of abstinence includes masturbation. Celibacy is just abstinence of sexual relations with another.

In 40 days and 40 nights he takes a view of abstinence.