If you could be any animal...

[OhEsEcks]

Des Lynam's moustache.

 

[TechMinerUK]

I would be a cow, I could fill my four stomach compartments with salt/ice so that I could be my own supply of infinite ice cream

 

[timebomb26]

Tough question. Would you be of human mind still? If so a lot of animals would be so boring. Sharks are undoubtedly badass, but I would imagine a bit of a lonely existence, especially the non-reef Sharks.

I think I'd be some kind of eagle. Can fly which is pretty cool and would probably keep me entertained.

 

[Captain Fizz]

Definitely a pet cat.

Say mine when I had it. (that would be odd, coming back as your own pet)

 

[bledd]

Binturong

They are awesome and smell like popcorn.

 

[markweatherill]

Fire engine.

 

[TechMinerUK]

Fire engine.

Top of the class

 

[Jeps]

I'd be a Gibbon. Probably the most acrobatic animal on the planet.

King of the swingers

 

[FloppyPoppy]

I would be a Sloth as im quite well versed and practiced in their daily routines already.

 

[CyZMyAssBaby]

Squirrel - so I could sit in a tree all day watching the world go by whilst playing with my nuts.

 

[eatcustard]

A dinosaur (T Rex) if allowed, if not a Pig called Alan

 

[Kosmiche]

Immortal Jellyfish for obvious reasons.

 

[ElliorR]

Your mum.

 

[The Dread Pirate]

Any animal at all? Including Legends...

Dragon, the reasoning: Lots of Gold, Breath fire, Eternal, Damsels, Near indestructable & Thus I'd be able to do whatever the **** I wanted!

if discounting Legends:

A Sloth... then I could do **** all all day and no one would complain

 

[Outcast]

Difficult. Quite like the idea of flight.

Probably a Chipmunk or Drop Bear !!

 

[Swagger187]

Squirrel - so I could sit in a tree all day watching the world go by whilst playing with my nuts.

hahaha this got me. Small things please small minds an all that.

Would have to be a bird, Peregrine falcon to be exact

 

[GhostlyPea]

Platypus.

Pros:
- Awesome
- Poison barbs
- Swim and walk
- Cute
- Is a platypus

Cons:
- Everybody will get jealous of how awesome you are

- GP

 

[aardvark]

Learned something today. That insects are indeed animals. Felt immediately stupid for not knowing this. Always thought insects and animals were somehow different.

Good job I'm not a botanist.

certainly is.

 

[Salsa]

I got asked this in an interview once... I would be a fox, clever , good looking and drives posh people mental!!

/Salsa

 

[OracIe]

Wolf, think they're awesome!