Poll: Mother or girlfriend - who do you save?

Ilikeitblackplease · 28 Sep 2015 at 18:24

You can always get another girlfriend but not another mother.

Siliconslave · 28 Sep 2015 at 18:29

Mr Joshua · 28 Sep 2015 at 18:38

This is a trick question.

The obvious answer, if you're Chinese, judging from the large quantity of videos on ********, is to simply carry on with whatever meaningless task you are doing without even looking twice at the burning building.

Mr Joshua · 28 Sep 2015 at 18:38

Double post.

DirtyJester · 28 Sep 2015 at 18:43

What if you're adopted?

xs2man · 28 Sep 2015 at 18:46

Surely has to be the mother. The girlfriend would soon forget your selfless act of heroism and the gummers would soon dry up.

Sunday roasts though? You'll get them for life...

Zethor · 28 Sep 2015 at 18:51

We can view which of the voters have mommy issues.

cainer · 28 Sep 2015 at 18:55

DirtyJester said:
What if you're adopted?

then its not your mother so vote GF

DirtyJester · 28 Sep 2015 at 19:25

cainer said:
then its not your mother so vote GF

How do you know?

It could be either one of them, adoptive or biological.

JohnnyG · 28 Sep 2015 at 19:28

Dog>*

cainer · 28 Sep 2015 at 19:29

DirtyJester said:
How do you know?

It could be either one of them, adoptive or biological.

erm, if its biological then it is your mum? sorry you stumped me with that one

Mark A · 28 Sep 2015 at 19:32

Wow, I think this is the end boss of multiple choice. I'm not even going to try.

glenimp617 · 28 Sep 2015 at 19:35

It's a rubbish question as girlfriend could mean anything

If you have a wife, you can't vote as that isn't the question

so girlfriend it is then....

Girlfriend of 2 weeks
Girlfriend of 2 years
Girlfriend of 15 years who has your kids

Crazy! Unable to vote

Terminal_Boy · 28 Sep 2015 at 20:21

I'd save the girlfriend and hope the wife wouldn't find out.

cainer · 28 Sep 2015 at 20:30

Terminal_Boy said:
I'd save the girlfriend and hope the wife wouldn't find out.

you need to read the thread, that jokes kinda been done

V F · 28 Sep 2015 at 20:32

ci_newman said:
I think I'd die trying to save both

You save both, you die a hero.

Fuzz · 28 Sep 2015 at 20:35

Clearly I'm not "attached" to my mother as I'd save my GF.... and I don't even have one at the moment.

Participant · 28 Sep 2015 at 20:35

Amazed how many people would save a random bit of tail over their own mothers!

robfosters · 28 Sep 2015 at 20:36

Flawed question as no answer is incorrect, it's all down to personal circumstances.

Arsonist · 28 Sep 2015 at 20:47

I chose mother after much deliberation. Sort of feel a bit slimy now as if I've cheated on my girlfriend or something.

Poll: Mother or girlfriend - who do you save?

Mother or girlfriend - who do you save?

Girlfriend

Mother

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