The Apprentice 11 - starts Weds 14 Oct, 9pm, BBC1

Cosimo · 23 Nov 2015 at 10:26

easyrider said:
I won't be watching another series...

I say that every year but still 'watch' the occasional episode because my wife watches it.

I'm waiting for Brett to get fired. Lord Sugar probably keeps him on because he such a twit. He reminds me of that policeman in Doc Martin.

MooMoo444 · 23 Nov 2015 at 10:51

The 'next week' teaser has probably been edited to exaggerate things but it does seem like one of the teams feeds nuts to someone with a crippling nut allergy. Quite bizarre. That's potentially fatal!

dacads · 23 Nov 2015 at 11:34

Isn't every week edited to exaggerate?

Errol · 23 Nov 2015 at 12:46

anticonscience said:
They used to be Britains brightest business minds

LOL? Which series was that in then? I must have missed that one.

roflmao.

MooMoo444 · 23 Nov 2015 at 13:33

It's not said anywhere that they are Britain's best, just they are aspiring.

ic1male · 23 Nov 2015 at 13:39

MooMoo444 said:
It's not said anywhere that they are Britain's best, just they are aspiring.

As anticonscience said they were once... have a gander at the very first episode.

Dammit. Can't link as there's swearing in it.

Vonhelmet · 23 Nov 2015 at 13:39

MooMoo444 said:
It's not said anywhere that they are Britain's best, just they are aspiring.

Some of them in the past you could at least entertain the idea that they were quite bright. Now it's just wall to wall divs.

MooMoo444 · 23 Nov 2015 at 13:45

Ah fair enough. I never watched the earlier series. Perhaps I should one day.

Britain's best business minds are people like Sugar himself, or others who are doing what he does except staying out of the limelight. Not these bunch of plebs. Britain's brightest business minds can do basic maths with a calculator.

ic1male · 23 Nov 2015 at 13:57

Yeah, I'd say series 1-3 were the best then it started getting a bit farcical.

antijoke · 23 Nov 2015 at 14:09

Vonhelmet said:
Some of them in the past you could at least entertain the idea that they were quite bright. Now it's just wall to wall divs.

It is indeed just like a website, divs everywhere.

Vonhelmet · 25 Nov 2015 at 21:09

I'm getting close to maximum cringe and we're only 5 minutes in.

ic1male · 25 Nov 2015 at 21:09

Vonhelmet said:
I'm getting close to maximum cringe and we're only 5 minutes in.

My cringe is more for the damn parents. £2000 for your brat's birthday party! WTF.

Jokester · 25 Nov 2015 at 21:12

This is going to be a disaster.

LOAM · 25 Nov 2015 at 21:23

Im struggling to watch it, so uncomfortable.

ic1male · 25 Nov 2015 at 21:26

They should have done these parties up north. These southern girls aren't into voddie and cigs and everything else.

Or maybe they are and that's why they look so glum.

Jokester · 25 Nov 2015 at 21:26

*cringe*

Can only see the girls party winning, the other one is a disaster.

oldbag · 25 Nov 2015 at 21:29

This task is awful.

muon · 25 Nov 2015 at 21:29

Jokester said:
*cringe*

*Put you left foot in*

Jokester · 25 Nov 2015 at 21:30

Oh wait food poisoning

antijoke · 25 Nov 2015 at 21:30

So looking highly likely the hole poisoning stuff from last week will be totally overblown (nut allergy) of you could've done it if you didn't check and nothing actually happened.