Should I buy expensive cosmetics?

FutileBreadMachine · 30 Dec 2015 at 14:13

Like everyone else I assumed OP is a woman since what man is going to allow some stranger to force them into a chair and start rubbing "cream" on their face???

Do you even lift bro?

Also, coconut oil is the bomb.

Deleted member 77746 · 30 Dec 2015 at 14:14

Just lol. Is there any need for a thread like this? *sigh* Stick with baby oil and safe sex.

Avenged7Fold · 30 Dec 2015 at 14:14

You don't need that stuff OP. One day you will find a man who accepts you for who you are

Mynight · 30 Dec 2015 at 14:17

Avenged7Fold said:
You don't need that stuff OP. One day you will find a man who accepts you for who you are

lol!

I don't think "he's" coming back

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Deathjester · 30 Dec 2015 at 14:17

What's the cream called?

Cosimo · 30 Dec 2015 at 14:17

lunar said:
His name is Luka.

My name is Luka
I live on the second floor
I live upstairs from you
Yes I think you've seen me before

If you hear something late at night
Some kind of trouble. some kind of fight
Just ask me for some cream...

Avenged7Fold · 30 Dec 2015 at 14:18

Deathjester said:
What's the cream called?

mrk · 30 Dec 2015 at 14:19

Hah this happened to me in Canada where a cosmetics store girl pulled me into the store as I walked past in a "mall", sat me down, put my hands deep into her lap and started asking about what I use and whatnot.

The price for what she was rubbing on me was something ridiculous like $120 CAD for a small tub of whatever cream, apparently it was 1 of 3 in stages... Anyway, I had no intention of buying such bs, but I wasn't going to leave in any hurry, so played along.

TripleT · 30 Dec 2015 at 14:20

Avenged7Fold said:
Quality thread. I give it 5/7, perfect score!

Cosimo · 30 Dec 2015 at 14:21

Deathjester said:
What's the cream called?

Wrinkles rejuvenation balm...

Avenged7Fold · 30 Dec 2015 at 14:22

Deathjester said:
What's the cream called?

Crack filler cream for men

Dis86 · 30 Dec 2015 at 14:24

Hmm. Thread title is confusing. Surely as a man it should be 'should I buy cosmetics' to which the answer should be a resounding no!

Mynight · 30 Dec 2015 at 14:24

Avenged7Fold said:
Crack filler cream for men

Nice double entendre

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Polyfillhim?

Deathjester · 30 Dec 2015 at 14:31

And if you're not female, and you're enquiring about the use of expensive cosmetics in men then I'm shocked you even noticed the attractive female in the short skirt...

lunar · 30 Dec 2015 at 14:33

PooKer said:
Did they ask if you've ever had an allergic reaction to anything before putting stuff on your face?

Actually, come to think of it, I was not asked if I have any allergies to such creams.

Deathjester · 30 Dec 2015 at 14:33

lunar said:
Actually, come to think of it, I was not asked if I have any allergies to such creams.

Go back with a massive face rash and complain....

Avenged7Fold · 30 Dec 2015 at 14:40

Sexuality and gender jokes aside

I went through your old threads Lunar and the first one you ever started was:

'Is there one born every minute?'

Well, given your genuine interest on this cream i guess your latest thread answers your first thread on OCuk

Scougar · 30 Dec 2015 at 14:42

Monkeynut said:
He knocked 75% off in minutes. What do you think?

Sounds like the Safestyle UK of cosmetics.

Sounds like a phone call from a car warranty company I had recently.

Mynight · 30 Dec 2015 at 14:43

Wonder if Luka can reccomend some burn cream...

Deathjester · 30 Dec 2015 at 14:50

Mynight said:
Wonder if Luka can reccomend some burn cream...

it's £1000 a tub...