There's no need to tell me to "behave myself" I put it forward as an obscure suggestion knowing that it would probably be overlooked, I mentioned its pitfalls myself, and I even said the money would probably be better spent elsewhere. And yet people still pick holes in things for no reason.
Don't be offended or act so defensively. You put forward a suggestion, admitted it was severely flawed, and shouldn't be surprised that people are agreeing its flawed in an attempt to steer the OP in, their opinion, much better direction.
Do you own one of these cars, is that why your back is so far up?