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JOSH86 said:
DD - darling dauhter
DS - delightful son
DH - devil husband

At least that's how most of their threads seem to go. Us men are proper horrible.
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Funny they hate us men so much yet they spend so much time talking about us. I hate Hitler, but I don't talk about him much ! :D

Oh and your acronym explanations are better than mine. I like Devil Husband. Goes well with Bitch Wife.
 
swain90 said:
You seem to know a lot about this...care to share?
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I'm trying to snag myself a yummy mummy. You know the type, lists "full time mummy" as an occupation and claims to "love her kids to death" yet pawns them off onto all & sundry every weekend to get drunk and pout for instagram selfies, posts 9000 inspirational pictures of women with brave quotes on them and says "all men are dogs" when their car stealing ***** boyfriends batter them and yet the nice guy they seek isn't badboy enough for them.


*I am actually happily married, I do however browse the forum to find out how my wife thinks, she is also bat **** crazy.
 
My dad's lung capacity is now reduced to 70%. He's on medication. He can't even walk without being out of breath. He has used J & J talcum powder instead of deodorant all his life (he's 76). His mum used it on him, then he used it himself.
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I wonder if its anything to do with the fact hes.... 76?
 
Didn't even realise that chucking talc on your vag was even a thing until i heard about the cancer link in the news. I've never come across a woman that does that, sounds like something done in the 1940's or something
 
So these woman powdering their fannies, when they sneeze does the talc 'poof' down there?
 
Seriously though, the ladies are on to something.

I started using this stuff on my nuts about a year ago and its changed my life. Even after a hard days work there is no leg sticking going on and everything is nice and comfortable! Its amazing

And when your lady pulls off your undies and is hit with the lovely scent of lavender and green tea instead of ball sweat you know you are going to get the special treatment!
 
Davey_Pitch said:
Mumsnet infuriates me, the amount of idiotic women on there is ridiculous. Every time I end up there (from here typically) I have to fight the urge to register and post to tell them just how stupid they all are.
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I wonder if they have regular "here's another muslim/immigrant/help me with my cv on ocuk" thread.
 
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