Found 14 year old nephew on porn website at parents house

" Found 14 year old nephew on porn website at parents house "

Should that title not be.. "Caught 14 year old nephew viewing a porn website at parents house "

Other wise it just sounds like you found him on the site :eek:
 
Ah, the tender age of 14. To be honest I'm still just as bad at 27, although having a long distance relationship doesn't help!

I do remember when I was probably about the same age I was searching for something on the PC for my Dad as he was stood behind me. I remember it began with a T, because the first thing that popped up was 'threesome', which I'd searched for about an hour earlier while everyone was out. We never did talk about it!
 
loltim said:
Congratulations. You had sex with a paedo.
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She was absolutely drop dead gorgeous and I couldn't believe my luck.
I spent 3 nights in a tent with her with a constant 3rd leg and on the last morning her Dad ripped open the front of the tent, pulled me out and beat me up.
To say sorry she bought me The Who's - Who's Next album.
I ended up being the hero of where I lived and even my future wife knew about it.

We lost contact virtually immediately (this was 1972) and I next saw her in 2000 when I was training for a Marathon and somebody shouted me from a pub garden.
It was her younger sister and husband who strangely hated each other when they were younger and they had this old woman sitting with them which ended up being her :eek:
 
SexyGreyFox said:
She was absolutely drop dead gorgeous and I couldn't believe my luck.
I spent 3 nights in a tent with her with a constant 3rd leg and on the last morning her Dad ripped open the front of the tent, pulled me out and beat me up.
To say sorry she bought me The Who's - Who's Next album.
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So she had sex with you when you were 14 and also bought you a gift?
 
Raz said:
So she had sex with you when you were 14 and also bought you a gift?
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She bought the gift after so that doesn't count as grooming.
It was me making all the moves and looking like an exact copy of Marc Bolan/ Donny Osmond I couldn't fail.
She didn't know I was 14.
 
depends what kind of porn are we talking about?

solo g - fine
normal b/g - fine
normal g/g - fine
gangbang - hmm
bukkake - no no no
 
SexyGreyFox said:
She was absolutely drop dead gorgeous and I couldn't believe my luck.
I spent 3 nights in a tent with her with a constant 3rd leg and on the last morning her Dad ripped open the front of the tent, pulled me out and beat me up.
To say sorry she bought me The Who's - Who's Next album.
I ended up being the hero of where I lived and even my future wife knew about it.

We lost contact virtually immediately (this was 1972) and I next saw her in 2000 when I was training for a Marathon and somebody shouted me from a pub garden.
It was her younger sister and husband who strangely hated each other when they were younger and they had this old woman sitting with them which ended up being her :eek:
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I'm 100% positive this didn't happen
 
To top it off Led Zeppelin were playing live, and one of his friends was flying an actual Zeppelin over the venue. His sister's mate actually invented the Zeppelin.
 
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Ahhh, I've been yet again entertained by the variety of responses, thank you to everyone - and thank you for the tangents as well, they're a hoot!

Some people really need to be aware that this occurred THREE years ago. That aside, I did make it clear that I wasn't really concerned with him watching porn, just not my on parents (and his Grandparents) computer. He could have done it on his home PC, but that clearly wasn't an option, in part due to its public nature.

Vengance said:
" Found 14 year old nephew on porn website at parents house " Should that title not be.. "Caught 14 year old nephew viewing a porn website at parents house " Other wise it just sounds like you found him on the site :eek:
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You're spot on - I should have thought about the title a bit more!!!:D
 
bikerchris said:
Ahhh, I've been yet again entertained by the variety of responses, thank you to everyone - and thank you for the tangents as well, they're a hoot!

Some people really need to be aware that this occurred THREE years ago. That aside, I did make it clear that I wasn't really concerned with him watching porn, just not my on parents (and his Grandparents) computer. He could have done it on his home PC, but that clearly wasn't an option, in part due to its public nature.



You're spot on - I should have thought about the title a bit more!!!:D
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Wait until your 17 year old nephew finds out you still haven't dropped it :p
 
be cool, tell him safe browsing habits, teach how to maintain his own pc and crack a joke about private browsing mode
 
THIS POST WAS ORIGINALLY CREATED 3 YEARS AGO (2013), AS GRATEFUL AS I AM, PLEASE STOP POSTING WHAT I SHOULD DO - UNLESS YOU CAN ASSIST ME WITH TIME TRAVEL SO THAT I CAN RETROSPECTIVELY TAKE DIFFERENT ACTION.
 
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