“You are all gonna freak out!”

FoxEye · 19 Mar 2016 at 20:15

There's a built in porn blocker, and everybody has to use Bing?

Stoner81 · 19 Mar 2016 at 21:43

The finally figured out how to get Kim Kardashian to keep her clothes on?

Stoner81.

theMilitant · 19 Mar 2016 at 22:26

Would be pleased for them to bring back Windows Media Centre.

Draeger · 19 Mar 2016 at 23:11

Maybe they've managed to tweak the Edge browser so it now doesn't break parts of websites into a gazillion pieces.

asim18 · 20 Mar 2016 at 00:01

Maybe they'll start offering cash to anyone still refusing to upgrade to Windows 10?

nightmare99 · 20 Mar 2016 at 09:56

Maybe they've managed to tweak the Edge browser so it now doesn't break parts of websites into a gazillion pieces.

I use Edge as my daily with Chrome as a fall back and I rarely come across sites that don't work, any examples.

randal · 20 Mar 2016 at 10:02

With phrases like that, I'd say they're planning to get bought by Apple.

Deleted member 77746 · 20 Mar 2016 at 12:40

Well those twitter links are no longer valid.. I bet someone got in trouble.

flowrider99 · 20 Mar 2016 at 18:59

We might all "freak out" but knowing Microsoft not in a good way.

MooMoo444 · 20 Mar 2016 at 19:06

marc2003 said:
They're probably going to drop support for keyboard and mouse and you can now control everything via a rectal probe.

Mr Garrison would approve

Sega Mega Dave · 20 Mar 2016 at 22:32

Complete removal of Control Panel so it solely becomes the Settings app.

unwashed potato! · 25 Mar 2016 at 22:11

whatever happened to being able to run android and iOS apps on windows?

jakspyder · 25 Mar 2016 at 22:20

This is going to be along the lines of cortana, which is quite a cool feature that actually works too but nobody uses because its not quicker than just clicking/typing whatever it is you want.

unwashed potato! · 25 Mar 2016 at 23:40

do you need a microphone for cortana? if so, would assume many desktop users like myself don't have one

m4cc45 · 26 Mar 2016 at 07:18

Well with the massive take off of VOIP (so Skype, etc.) I'd say most people do own a headset or such like.

It's just a pain, sometimes, to put it on rather than type.

M.

stopper · 26 Mar 2016 at 09:36

The only way MS can feak anyone out now, is by making Windows open source, or opening messenger servers again.

this_is_gav · 26 Mar 2016 at 10:08

Fairly sure the answer is no said:
do you need a microphone for cortana? if so, would assume many desktop users like myself don't have one

99.9% of laptops do though, and I bet the number of laptops outweigh the number of desktops in a home environment 20 to 1. Obviously offices are a different story.

I'm fairly sure you can type a search just like you can with Google Search on Android (no idea about Siri).

ic1male · 26 Mar 2016 at 12:20

It's going to be an AI. When you switch it on and log in, it will say "Hello <name>. It's a lovely day outside, weather is going to be 20C with a slight breeze. Now, I've opened up Google Chrome and Gmail for you, so you're ready to get started. Is there anything else I can help you with at the moment?"

slick rick · 26 Mar 2016 at 16:42

ic1male said:
It's going to be an AI. When you switch it on and log in, it will say "Hello <name>. It's a lovely day outside, weather is going to be 20C with a slight breeze. Now, I've opened up Google Chrome and Gmail for you, so you're ready to get started. Is there anything else I can help you with at the moment?"

And then it will start blurting out racist comments and change your desktop wallpaper to a picture of Hitler. :eek:

Nevakonaza · 26 Mar 2016 at 16:46

Probably something else useless il never use,Such as Cortana..disabled that crap straight away.

OR

Maybe its more privacy invasive features they're adding.