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0 is an interesting number. It has no value till it's plugged in to another number. Without zero, 10 would be 1.
 
In 2013, a Chinese father hired gamers to kill his son ingame repeatedly to stop his addiction to gaming.

Peter Mayhew (Chewbacca) was required to be accompanied by crewmembers who wore brightly coloured vests while in the forests of the Pacific Northwest filming scenes set on Endor, so as not to be mistaken for Bigfoot and shot.

The Mosquito alarm was used in some places to reple young people by emitting a high frequency sound that was only audible to youngsters. But teenagers started using the sound as a ringtone to avoid it being heard by teachers.

The longest tank-to-tank kill in history occurred when a Challenger tank destroyed an Iraqi T-62 at a range of 5100 meters (over three miles).

In 1858, a massive brawl between more than 50 US representatives ended when a missed punch between two rep knocked the wig off of Representative Barksdale's head. The embarrassed Barksdale replaced the wig backwards, causing both sides to erupt in spontaneous laughter.

Male chicks are of no use to the egg industry, so they are either suffocated in rubbish bags with waste or shovelled together by the hundreds and conveyed into a grinder to be torn apart while still alive.

Mars is the only planet inhabited completely by robots.

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Fact. The cretin who came up with : A bird in a bush is worth two in a hand needs to punch himself in the face. That sentence is the bane of my life. Birds don't interest me in the slightest and apart from pooping every where, they appear to be of no use whatsoever, and don't get me started on bushes. The bush is an evolutionary dead end. It's only purpose seems to be for concealing perverts in parks and footpaths.

Also, the genius who came up with : You've got to be in it to win it! Should be flogged at the Houses of Parliament and made to wear a silly hat. Also, anyone on these forums who owns a pedometer should be shot and people who say lol instead of laughing should be made to clean the streets of chewing gum and then sent to Coventry and made to weave baskets for Chinese fishermen.

And If I ever see another jogger with spandex attire and those stupid ankle socks, I fear I will implode.

And one more thing. Personal number plates on cars. People who buy them must have the intellectual capacity of a boiled turnip. It would be much more productive to not buy the number plate and instead use the money to buy a goat for an impoverished family in the Congo. I'm off to Ipswich tomorrow where I will file a complaint to the local authority regarding the misuse of public fencing by people who think it's clever to tie ribbons as a show off solidarity to the Tibetan Womens Pottery Society.
 
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Here's a fact. Every time you drink a glass of water, at least one molecule within that glass has passed through the bladder of Oliver Cromwell.

Also, the closest living relative of whales is the hippopotamus. This was confirmed using molecular genetics. Whales are closer relatives to hippo's than hippo's are to pigs.
 
Here's another little factoid. If you place your left index finger in your right ear and you right index finger in your left nostril, people will call you a berk and throw rotten veg at you. True story.

Also, when it snows, every ********* that falls is a unique shape that has never formed throughout Earths 4.8 billion year history. Stick that in your pipe and smoke it suckers ! ;)
 
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