New facts for today:
In 2015 a Russian cat in Barnal Siberia, won a mayoral race with more than 90% of the vote. His name was Barsik and his campaign slogan was "Only mice don't vote for Barsik!"". He was sadly not allowed to take office.
There was an overdue library book that was returned 288 years late.
In 2007, a Bosnian couple had divorced after they discovered that they were having an online affair with each other under fake names.
Shakira was rejected from her school choir because she sounded like a goat.
There is a species of fish known as "Slippery Dick"
In Norway, Odd and Even are popular names for males.
The word "Pencil" comes from the Latin word that means "Small Penis"
When Australia ran a competition asking Sydney to name a new ferry this year, the most votes went to the name Boaty McBoatface. They did not name the ferry that, because there is a vessel called that and went with another popular option. The ferry is now Ferry McFerryface.
Mimas, Saturn's moon, looks like the Death Star.
The word "esposas" means both "wife" and "handcuffs" in Spanish
There are ancient Japanese scrolls that show illustrations of "Fart Battles" in which people would fart at each other in a fight.
In Japan, Ronald McDonald is known as Donald McDonald because of the lack of hard "r" sound in Japanese.
The first part of a human for form is the bottom ring. At some point, we are all bottom holes.
Kirk Douglas is 101 years old.
Pro video game player is a real profession in China.
Willem Dafoe was expelled from school for filming a porno.