What cars say about their owners

[Bear]

Doesn't count? There was no stipulation that the VAG in question had to be built in a certain country (or not built).

Its pretty much a given that Italians aren't vanilla, they would jump on anything which way that moves

 

[xs2man]

So then why just say VAG when you don't really mean it?

 

[TheVoice]

VAG - I'm boring and lack imagination and only do missionary because I'm utterly vanilla*

* Except SEAT.

 

[Janesy B]

Yep, I know I spent all the money on engine and steering when I bought the Fiesta ST

I particularly like the fact they clearcoat as little of the car as possible and the parcel shelf straps are just a bit of string looped over a plastic cut out on the tailgate trim. The tailgate trim which only has one handle on the inside on the right, so if you're a lefty you can get stuffed. The front door cards are also quite bendy if you push them.

I suspect it would drive some members here into a deep depression

 

[Bear]

So then why just say VAG when you don't really mean it?

Because it was meant for a laugh Mr Vanilla

 

[peterwalkley]

Jaguar - I never leave the house without a full bag of Werther's originals

Damm ... busted

In my defence: the wife buys them and the children eat them.

 

[shifty_uk]

Audi A4 Cabrio - MILF

Made me chuckle as I saw exactly that at lunch time

 

[RSR]

Porsche cayman- "i bought it because its mid engined isn't it, not because i couldnt afford a 911"

Not sure on that statment, as going by my invoice it was a lot more than a base 911 (991).

 

[adolf hamster]

Not sure on that statment, as going by my invoice it was a lot more than a base 911 (991).

Shhhh this is no place for facts!

 

[RSR]

Shhhh this is no place for facts!

ok ok my bad....

 

[adolf hamster]

Vw golf- i know or have been told enough about cars to buy a golf, but they dont motivate me enough to buy anything better.


Toyota- because i am willing to sacrifice dynanism and entertainment for the sake of practicality and reliability

Kia- because i dont even want reliability

Ssanyong- because i dont need practicality either, also what is this street cred you speak of?

 

[Mal X]

Golf R and Leon Cupra...........looking at these cars reminds me of something, i'd better go to bed soon because i'm on an early shift tomorrow.................yawn.............

 

[paradigm]

Any car with a drainpipe instead of an exhaust: My manhood is smaller than your average Syrian Hamster's, check out ma whip.

 

[Vern1961]

Vauxhall Corsa, 'cos you can't buy an Austin Allegro anymore.

Not seen much feedback about Volvos...?

 

[Janesy B]

So boring no one even thinks of them.

 

[Swagger187]

Toyota Celica's - because I am a **** and thought they looked cool on NFS Underground

 

[adolf hamster]

Any car with a drainpipe instead of an exhaust: My manhood is smaller than your average Syrian Hamster's, check out ma whip.

I know i said earlier this is no place for facts, but a syrian hamsters cajones are massive in respect to their body size.

My version of drainpipe exhausts: because i couldnt afford a proper car that makes a nice noise by dint of having a nice engine

 

[Mal X]

Vauxhall Corsa, 'cos you can't buy an Austin Allegro anymore.

Not seen much feedback about Volvos...?

the Allegro was miles worst than the Corsa, it's probably one of the worst cars ever made.........

that and the Princess, i can never understand............NEVER EVER, how BL could produce such rubbish cars, that looked rubbish even back then !

 

[EvilDreams]

Doesn't calling a car a "Princess" eliminate 44.1% (90% of 49%) of the market?

 

[Conscript]

Toyota - I have zero interest in cars my car gets me from A to B. Also taxi drivers, new uber driver ****.

Toyota- because i am willing to sacrifice dynanism and entertainment for the sake of practicality and reliability

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