But they don't want you now because you're clean shaven. Is this some kind of self-inflicted celibacy?
You get 3 kinds of bears:
1) the man beard. Wears normal clothes, isn't over fussed on fashionable labels and it's a proper man's beard.
2) The neat and tidy beard, normally worn by quiffy haired skinny jean wearing no socks with shoes types that are doing it to be fashionable.
3) The patchy unable to grow a proper beard beards. Normally jealous of those that can grow them.
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I just shaved my beard off. Now people treat me differently.
Stopped being trendy a year or two ago when everyone had one.I've had mine for thirty years, I can't wait until it stops being 'trendy'.
Bloody hipsters.![]()
You get 3 kinds of bears:

My patchy fluffmess will never be cool. It just refuses to get any thicker.![]()
Trouble is I look 15 without it...
e; Having looked at a picture of myself 4 years ago, it is getting thicker actually, but very very slowly...