You do understand that you live, then you know, you die, and the only point to life is to enjoy it, so laughing at people who want to "get their jollies" is pretty ridiculous.
Technically there is no 'point' to life; it's simply chance that life exists. It's also likely quite hard to enjoy life with depression, schizophrenia and bi-polar disorder, just a few of the known effects of cannabis use. You can find some information about it here;
http://www.rcpsych.ac.uk/healthadvice/problemsdisorders/cannabis.aspx
Also I don't see anywhere in my post where I'm 'laughing at people', so not fully sure where you got that from. Please don't misquote me.
For many millions of people maybe billions of people weed helps them relax
Billions? So 1 in 7 people worldwide use cannabis? It seems your grasp on numbers might be rather off. Millions I will accept though.
Lung, throat and tongue cancer from weed? or from smoking it and usually with other substances?
From smoking it on its own plus with other substances. This is an inevitable eventuality; not everyone would just be eating brownies. Although we're still not 100% sure smoking cannabis on it's own causes cancer, the research is pointing in that direction. So the two are still absolutely linked I'm afraid.
Tobacco is dramatically more carcinogenic than weed yet it's legal
We're not discussing the merits of other, already legal substances. This has little to no relevance to the current debate. My argument for tobacco wouldn't be 'tobacco is legal so lets legalise cannabis', it would be 'tobacco is a harmful substance, lets ban it'. It's ludicrous to use the legality of one harmful substance to argue for the legalisation of another harmful substance.
You have a fundamental misunderstanding of weed itself
A sweeping statement with little merit. You might see my above points show I actually have a pretty good understanding of the matter.
Regulating weed, controlling the supply, controlling the quality all mean that one, people are much less likely to get other stuff in with their weed and far less likely to smoke it while younger as over a period of years, maybe many, illegal supply will dry up and simply be not viable for anyone to get into.
These are good points, but one might still question whether legalising cannabis simply to alleviate the strain on society from the criminal underworld is justified. Crime will always exist, if not for cannabis then for something else.
Also don't forget that today weed is illegal, so people are putting a LOT of effort into making synthetic drugs that are usually legal for a short period at least simply because they are new and not yet regulated.
This is the same argument as tobacco. And again, a counter argument would be not to legalise cannabis to remove another harmful substance, but to actually manage the legal substances and associated businesses and clamp down using legislation. You could legalise cannabis, but dangerous and legal highs will continue to be pushed out to willing participants.
There isn't a single valid argument for not making weed legal because it's everywhere already and used on a massive scale by people of all ages in what is a far far less safe way than if it was legal and regulated.
I just gave you several good reasons.
On top of that it would have long term monumental effects on crime, community and culture in general.
Do you have any evidence to back this up? I wasn't able to find anything.
98% of all harm that comes from drugs comes from them being illegal. From a family destroyed because a father is in jail after being caught with 2 joints, to a community with a gang problem
Pretty sure that's the point of making things illegal. If there were no consequences, people would have no reason to fear doing them. Also your 98% statistic is clear nonsense. I'm not even going to provide you any evidence because this entire post negates your point.
Should it be legalised here, yes. It improves the economy, reduces crime, gives people an alternative to far more destructive things like alcohol which causes far more deaths, far more violence, far more community problems.
No it shouldn't and won't anyway. It won't improve the economy; most people would end up growing it at home. Obviously it would reduce crime; you're legalising a substance which accounts for a notable percentage of crime statistics. And alcohol again is a separate debate. Find any evidence that alcohol use would drop if cannabis was legalised. Not a chance.
I also think you've taken my first points too much to heart. I'm assuming you're unaware of what 'playing devils advocate' means. Even more amusing given I've smoked a lot of cannabis in my time.