The Christmas Office Fuddle

KingOfTheDaves · 13 Dec 2016 at 13:13

Woah, woah why are you foisting weird Derbyshire sayings on the north.

Derbyshire has had its north card revoked and is in the midlands.

MooMoo444 · 13 Dec 2016 at 13:13

nick.lidgett said:
Rola Cola aka Council Pop is one of my guilty pleasures, cant beat a bottle of cheapo cream soda

..but council pop is water. That's completely different.

MikeTheNative · 13 Dec 2016 at 13:14

TIL what fuddle table is, OP what did you bring in?

Sliver · 13 Dec 2016 at 13:15

Funyuns FTW !

aardvark · 13 Dec 2016 at 13:15

fuddle? since when has that been a thing?

Akagi · 13 Dec 2016 at 13:18

Firstly, WTF is a "fuddle table"?

Secondly, you didn't ask a question.

Thirdly, don't mix work and Christmas together.

MooMoo444 · 13 Dec 2016 at 13:18

Urban Dictionary: fuddle
Top Definition. fuddle. Any sexual position that involves cuddling and penetration at the same time.

Starting to make sense now.

nick.lidgett · 13 Dec 2016 at 13:19

MooMoo444 said:
..but council pop is water. That's completely different.

Nah mate council pop is the pop from the pop man that came round the council estate with a milk float that was transformed into a pop float he sold pop

Akagi · 13 Dec 2016 at 13:19

MooMoo444 said:
Urban Dictionary: fuddle
Top Definition. fuddle. Any sexual position that involves cuddling and penetration at the same time.

Starting to make sense now.

Google - Top result:
verb
1.
confuse or stupefy (someone), especially with alcohol.
noun
1.
a state of confusion or intoxication.

Those two definitions combined could make for a very questionable office party indeed.

Did anyone bring vodka and rohypnol for the fuddle table OP?

Sliver · 13 Dec 2016 at 13:22

I recently came across the term 'spooning'. I was at first baffled and then an American friend informed me that 'spooning' means cuddling where the girl is in front of you with her back to you. I must be getting old as the cool kids have an alien vernacular now!

nick.lidgett · 13 Dec 2016 at 13:24

Sliver said:
I recently came across the term 'spooning'. I was at first baffled and then an American friend informed me that 'spooning' means cuddling where the girl is in front of you with her back to you. I must be getting old as the cool kids have an alien vernacular now!

Not sure if serious.........

Spuj · 13 Dec 2016 at 13:24

Sliver said:
I recently came across the term 'spooning'. I was at first baffled and then an American friend informed me that 'spooning' means cuddling where the girl is in front of you with her back to you. I must be getting old as the cool kids have an alien vernacular now!

Big spoon or little spoon?

Akagi · 13 Dec 2016 at 13:25

Sliver said:
I recently came across the term 'spooning'. I was at first baffled and then an American friend informed me that 'spooning' means cuddling where the girl is in front of you with her back to you. I must be getting old as the cool kids have an alien vernacular now!

A very commonly used term in my generation, though I'm not sure how I feel about it, like a lot of new words.

Spuj said:
Big spoon or little spoon?

Sometimes you have to be the little spoon.

MikeTheNative · 13 Dec 2016 at 13:27

Acme said:
Sometimes you have to be the little spoon.

Hyburnate like being in charge then?

Sliver · 13 Dec 2016 at 13:29

nick.lidgett said:
Not sure if serious.........

No I'm serious. I'm 44 and have never heard it before. It's just a word that generation X never used.

TrafficMaster · 13 Dec 2016 at 13:29

What is wrong with the North of England?

Akagi · 13 Dec 2016 at 13:30

MikeTheNative said:
Hyburnate like being in charge then?

I only let him have his way on Wednesdays.

Diddums x · 13 Dec 2016 at 13:31

Damn homie u old

IvanDobskey · 13 Dec 2016 at 13:31

Wow, yesterday it was edgelords, now it's fuddles :confused:

Am i just getting old? Or is this more tinterwebz speak?

Akagi · 13 Dec 2016 at 13:32

IvanDobskey said:
Wow, yesterday it was edgelords, now it's fuddles

Am i just getting old? Or is this more tinterwebz speak?

What the hell is an "edgelord"?

e; Oh its an edgy word to describe someone who is edgy... Excellent.