Are we over showering/bathing?

tom_e · 3 Mar 2017 at 16:06

There's nothing more relaxing than jumping out of a nice shower and straight into fresh bedding at night.

Sliver · 3 Mar 2017 at 16:06

tom_e said:
There's nothing more relaxing than jumping out of a nice shower and straight into fresh bedding at night.

True dat.

krooton · 3 Mar 2017 at 16:10

hornetstinger said:
well I guess there must be a point where you can't smell any worse. Bit like the speed of light.

Terminal smellocity?

King85 · 3 Mar 2017 at 16:36

I'm shocked at how many people on here don't shower at least once a day tbh I feel gross if I don't have a shower first thing in the morning then always have a shower in the evening if I've been running, swimming etc

Sliver · 3 Mar 2017 at 16:40

King85 said:
I'm shocked at how many people on here don't shower at least once a day tbh I feel gross if I don't have a shower first thing in the morning then always have a shower in the evening if I've been running, swimming etc

Come on lets be real. Showing every other day isn't unhygienic. Showering twice a day is excessive and over the top.

Maccy · 3 Mar 2017 at 16:46

tom_e said:
There's nothing more relaxing than jumping out of a nice shower and straight into fresh bedding at night.

Jumping into a hot shower is good enough for me tbh!

In fact I think I may go have one now

Diddums · 3 Mar 2017 at 17:17

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Jones · 3 Mar 2017 at 17:31

Sliver said:
Come on lets be real. Showing every other day isn't unhygienic. Showering twice a day is excessive and over the top.

Depends on your lifestyle. If you're very active you might need to shower twice a day. People who don't shower every day must be very inacive.
I bet people who don't shower daily have a smelly arse!

Sliver · 3 Mar 2017 at 17:46

Jones said:
Depends on your lifestyle. If you're very active you might need to shower twice a day. People who don't shower every day must be very inacive.
I bet people who don't shower daily have a smelly arse!

Good point and well presented.

SexyGreyFox · 3 Mar 2017 at 18:35

Jones said:
The fact your wife would tell you to shower because you smelled after running shows you need to shower more. Sweat on it's own doesn't smell and you shouldn't stink after a training session.

That's why I stopped going to gyms because of all the stinking people and it was only a couple of times she told me when I'd been on 20 mile runs.
I don't consider that too bad after 36 years of marriage to be only told twice.

Anyway, she's not happy I'm not giving you the full story.
I shower twice a week (just showered) and I clean my undercarriage twice a day and I use wet wipes to finish off when I have a poo.
However, every morning when I cycle to work I have a wet cloth that I dip under the tap and give myself a type of 'bed bath' but I don't consider that to be a shower or a bath but it still gets you clean and freshens you up. I also do this when I get home.
I also have a psoriasis problem so I can't keep going in the shower (it's nowhere near Malevolences problem though).

King85 · 3 Mar 2017 at 18:58

Sliver said:
Come on lets be real. Showing every other day isn't unhygienic. Showering twice a day is excessive and over the top.

I'd argue the very opposite tbh. I see nothing over the top by showing daily. I can't see why anyone wouldn't really unless it's too save themselves 15 minutes

Feek · 3 Mar 2017 at 19:02

Freefaller said:
Jealous... I smell of onions and garlic.

That's fine, you're so busy running away and preparing to surrender that nobody notices the smell

FrenchTart · 3 Mar 2017 at 19:03

This really is some grim reading.

Rroff · 3 Mar 2017 at 19:03

King85 said:
I'd argue the very opposite tbh. I see nothing over the top by showing daily. I can't see why anyone wouldn't really unless it's too save themselves 15 minutes

Personally I don't tend to perspire that much unless very active - I can easily go 2 even maybe 3 days before getting gunky/even remotely not clean smelling and actually needing a shower/bath unless I'm running, etc. or warm weather.

Maximum Triceratops · 3 Mar 2017 at 19:15

SexyGreyFox said:
That's why I stopped going to gyms because of all the stinking people and it was only a couple of times she told me when I'd been on 20 mile runs.
I don't consider that too bad after 36 years of marriage to be only told twice.

Anyway, she's not happy I'm not giving you the full story.
I shower twice a week (just showered) and I clean my undercarriage twice a day and I use wet wipes to finish off when I have a poo.
However, every morning when I cycle to work I have a wet cloth that I dip under the tap and give myself a type of 'bed bath' but I don't consider that to be a shower or a bath but it still gets you clean and freshens you up. I also do this when I get home.
I also have a psoriasis problem so I can't keep going in the shower (it's nowhere near Malevolences problem though).

So.... you clean your ballbag twice a day, lets assume you go for a dump 1/2 times so theres another 2 asscrack washes, you take a bed bath when you get to work and I presume when you have cycled home too? what about when you go for a slash? you havent covered that bit off or do you wash your bell afterwards too?

MooMoo444 · 3 Mar 2017 at 19:17

Will Gill · 3 Mar 2017 at 19:20

This is descending into the depths of hell, wonder what it smells like there?

SexyGreyFox · 3 Mar 2017 at 19:21

Maximum Triceratops said:
So.... you clean your ballbag twice a day, lets assume you go for a dump 1/2 times so theres another 2 asscrack washes, you take a bed bath when you get to work and I presume when you have cycled home too? what about when you go for a slash? you havent covered that bit off or do you wash your bell afterwards too?

I use wet wipes on my ball bag and crack twice a day because I cycle to and from work and it gets sweaty between my arse cheeks.
I use wet wipes when I poo.
Because of the cycling I have a 'bed bath' when I get to work & home.
I don't clean my bell end after every pee but I usually wipe with a piece of toilet paper.
I like to stay clean.

Anything else I can help you with?

Maximum Triceratops · 3 Mar 2017 at 19:24

SexyGreyFox said:
I use wet wipes on my ball bag and crack twice a day because I cycle to and from work and it gets sweaty between my arse cheeks.
I use wet wipes when I poo.
Because of the cycling I have a 'bed bath' when I get to work & home.
I don't clean my bell end after every pee but I usually wipe with a piece of toilet paper.
I like to stay clean.

Anything else I can help you with?

Nope I'm happy now I think you have covered everything