Right. As OCUK's only professional chef. I will chime in.
Small pan, water just simmering, little salt, little white wine vinegar.
crack egg into the side of pan and leave the damn thing alone.
take out after 2-3 minutes depending upon how hard you wish the yolk to be.
Use a slotted egg lifter (like a bent fish slice) to get the egg out, allow water to run off.
Eat!