I know your pain OP, some times I hit, others I miss.
Take this one for example. A few colleagues were talking about another colleague who wasn't present. Although mostly derogatory one of them said "ah, but he's got a good heart", to which I replied right on the button, "I hope he carries a donor card". Some of the folk there almost choked on their pint while others thought I meant all he was good was breakers yard for the ill.
Take this one for example. A few colleagues were talking about another colleague who wasn't present. Although mostly derogatory one of them said "ah, but he's got a good heart", to which I replied right on the button, "I hope he carries a donor card". Some of the folk there almost choked on their pint while others thought I meant all he was good was breakers yard for the ill.