A shout out to people begging for votes door to door: ensure your smartphone/tablet or that of your local organisation has plenty of data and charge (don't need much tbf), and start signing up any lost souls up to vote alongside your usual routine. If you are still not invovled - GET OFF YOUR HINDQUARTERS - lest you learn what 'I'll Slough your Winchester' really means! Keyboard-trashing on social media with second-rate memes won't do.
As with our broadband and utilities discussion, don't assume people have access to the internet (the more rural, the less shocking this sounds); are able to do this independently; will remember to do it later; know how to register (yes, even by form); have registered; or voted in the locals. Don't assume. Just do it! If there are any takers for postal voting, which is popular enough with our perennial lack of e-voting, explain what will happen re confirmation from the council, polling card and voting pack. In fact, don't assume people have ever voted!
For extra shill points, slip the following link -
https://www.tactical2017.com/ - to anyone not quite buying strong and stable leadership from Theresa and the Carpetbaggers (
The 'hated' Peter Hitchens explains - trolls libertarianism, politics and goes a touch scorza

). Defend homebase; help out in swing seats, if you can. Should your local party prove lethargic, kick it and rant and rave until they wake up!
To put you off your snack of choice even more, here's Owen Jones with his extremist hashtags appealing on Labour's behalf:
Also - for all that is literate - return Vincy to parliament:
(The Hard Brexit; The Extreme Brexit - he's got all the best words!) Anyone joining the Phoenix of Liberty on this tour is welcome to smell Tim's spaniel to their heart's content, but I wouldn't recommend it!
Don't kick the wrong Tories, though, we will need their cooperation in not imploding into a nation of digital Peeping Toms, Fox's ordnance for upstart tyrants, 'special' deals and broken Brexits. I don't want to taste arsenic in my chicken; do you? *GabbatekMeme.jpg*
Have fun, troll UKIP and take plenty of water.
#tactical2017 #ge2017 #MayTheUnready #ToriesOut #OpenBritain #LibDemSurge #VoteLibDem #Labour #VoteLabour #labourfightback #saboteurs #EU #BritishEconomy #education #NHS #BrokenBrexit #StopTheLandslide
And so on for every other party that'll dent the Empress of the Gurn's majority. Spread the word!
Now, sling your mud heathens, I'm Teflon Man!
