May was asked what's the naughtiest thing she's ever done, and she said she used to run through fields of wheat with her friend, annoying the local farmers.
To be fair it's an awkward question to answer and I'd have said something equally as pathetic. Hardly going to come out with "railed coke off a fat bird's ****" are you?
Depends how you look at it... 'Running through the wheatfield' (and more common 'whistling' variants thereof) is a euphemism for cunnilingus, so perhaps May has been somewhat naughtier than you first thought!!
Wouldn't be the first time a "British Politician Sex" scandal has come out of a Conservative government... And since the next lyric was, "JFK, blown away, what else do I have to say?", perhaps it's a portent of what's yet to come? JBC? DJT?
Noooooo Crumpets are purely for slaty butter and lots of it, NOTHING else, this is the law.
See, I keep trying to tell this to all the people I know who do put Marmite on their crumpets, but they're chefs and insist they know better....
Then again, I always insist crumpets are for gays and luvvies only and since all the aforementioned are either one or both, I guess that's concurrent.
Aren't the Rail networks relatively profitable enterprises? I know that the German, Dutch and French National Rail companies that own large parts of our rail network get a fairly hefty amount of money from their ownership of them.
Certainly a lot of similarly privatised industries have become profitable, even though they're not supposed to be... many through mortgaging and asset-stripping.
I would also like to think that it could lead to a grown up discussion about the future of the country and public services, where what people actually want is talked about and they ways to get those things are also discussed.
Ah-hahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaa..... oh, sorry, you were being serious?

You do know these guys are politicians, right?
It seems that people want to put more money into the NHS and other public services, how we do this actually needs to be discussed
Not more money in, but better spend the existing funding.