I understand your position, after-all I'm sure some people must think a Fray Bentos pie is luxurious.
Perhaps some people do, if the height of their culinary experience is Maccy D's, or Wetherspoons, I could understand a Fray Bentos pie seeming luxurious to them.
Fortunately, having always been the kind of guy who's not too idle or afraid to go out and earn a few quid if the opportunity presents itself, I'm more accustomed to dining at Le Pont de la Tour, or Oblix at The Shard, so meat pies never figured highly on my list of must-haves.
Neither have Ford Cortinas, Sierras, nor Vauxhall Corsa or Insignias.