Soldato
- Joined
- 18 Oct 2012
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Don't listen to these guys, get a nice new MY2017 Corsa 1.2 Sri. Slap some banging subs in the back, put it on bags, get some 17" Wolfrace multifits and make sure the arch gap never exceeds 1". Stretch some tiny little tyres (just get the cheapest you can find) and if possible turn the camber in so that you never have more than 2mm of contact patch. For that extra pussy magnettyness, stick a bonnet bra on it and cover one front wing in stickers. You can go even further by hanging a keychain from the rear tow hook so when you're doing some sik driftz in your FWD car people can see your angles (you may want to pick up some mcdonalds cup holders and stash them in your boot, these can be placed under your rear wheels to assist with those drifts).
You should be able to finance all this over 60 months at 24.5% apr.
No vxr badges? Amateur.....