13yr Old Son's Birthday - What to get?

Efour said:
Razzle or readers wives. Get him on the good stuff right away.
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This. To add realism don't give them like a traditional gift, rather shove them behind a phone box or telephone exchange street cab, that he walks past often, so he thinks he's been really cool & sneaky when he brings them home and hides them in the bottom of his sock drawer.

hornetstinger said:
A turnip.
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Or if a strategically placed copy of Razzle is no good, then go with the turnip.
 
Oh wait, I've had an even better (and miles more convenient) idea. Make sure you order the back issues of Razzle Readers Wives (from like 1985 or something), then instead of hiding them down the street, put them in the loft somewhere where he's bound to see them, then on his b/day ask him to go up into the loft for the fondue set or something. Job done!
 
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