I really really hate my mrs

Glanza · 14 Jan 2018 at 13:01

Have you even spoken to the Mrs about this or just come on here to rant about it?

Jean-F · 14 Jan 2018 at 13:11

Slam62 said:
Center parcs massive expense even if you don't pay for the villa, full of stupid yuppies with kids. Perfect for most southerners

Pas pour celui-ci.

builder22 · 14 Jan 2018 at 13:16

TheOracle said:
Mornings are ok, but not afternoons........not my idea. I see no issue with drinking coffee whenever you want. Hey call me a rebel, I call myself normal.

Chips are a totally different matter. It seems they can't be consumed at ANY time of the day......as my poor old mum found out bless her.

is coffee and chips (like Aunt Bessies/McCains etc?) actually something else?

genuinely never heard of anyone commenting on someone else eating chips or drinking coffee at the wrong time of day

CREATIVE!11 · 14 Jan 2018 at 13:22

Score op.

Get house to your self, crack out the sizzurp and get ur drank on.

glenimp617 · 14 Jan 2018 at 13:30

Glanza said:
Have you even spoken to the Mrs about this or just come on here to rant about it?

Gd is always my first port of call. Fountain of all knowledge.

VincentHanna · 14 Jan 2018 at 13:36

TheOracle said:
Question....how many people in this thread have ever drunk coffee in the afternoon? If you have, sorry but you're in the dog house

How many of you have a beard? Dog house for you as well

Now.....how many have a beard AND drunk coffee in the afternoon. Brave, Brave, person whoever they are!

glenimp617 · 14 Jan 2018 at 13:37

Jean-F · 14 Jan 2018 at 13:59

TheOracle said:
I know what an 80s yuppie was.....but is todays version basically someone who thinks they are above everyone else? If so, I know a few people like that.

Nose stuck up in the air, shops at asdas but uses a sainsburys bag instead. Makes a point of telling everyone how they only drink douwe egberts coffee. Goes to Spain for a week and lives on ham and tomato sandwiches....that type?

Question....how many people in this thread have ever drunk coffee in the afternoon? If you have, sorry but you're in the dog house

How many of you have a beard? Dog house for you as well

Now.....how many have a beard AND drunk coffee in the afternoon. Brave, Brave, person whoever they are!

I THINK that I’m in here somewhere.
I don’t think that I’m above anyone, we’re all equal, but follow different paths.
We shop mainly at Waitrose or Tesco, and use whatever bags are closest, sometimes El Corte Inglés, sometimes Tesco, sometimes Carrefour, don’t have any from Sainsbury, but have shopped there on occasion, keep saying that we’ll have to try Aldi or Lidl, but haven’t yet.
I drink Rombouts individual coffee cups, and Dolce Gusto pods, but don’t talk about it, that’s my business.
Rarely go to Spain, but if we do it’s to Madrid, Sevilla, or Murcia, and we eat at Spanish restaurants, late in the evening.
I drink coffee morning, noon, and night, I don’t have a beard, but I did in the late 70s, and even the smell of tea makes me nauseous, can I live behind the dog house please?

Slam62 · 14 Jan 2018 at 14:12

How sad are beards on young men they look like hill billies

Slam62 · 14 Jan 2018 at 14:13

builder22 said:
is coffee and chips (like Aunt Bessies/McCains etc?) actually something else?

genuinely never heard of anyone commenting on someone else eating chips or drinking coffee at the wrong time of day

is that a mug of coffee and do you want bread.

Bring on brexit and British values

new boy · 14 Jan 2018 at 14:14

Worst I get to drink beer in my pants on the sofa for a week thread ever

TallPaul1878 · 14 Jan 2018 at 14:39

Slam62 said:
How sad are beards on young men they look like hill billies

It's all the weak chins they have from their sheltered, sedentary life styles. They need to hide how unmanly they are behind the only thing that can identify them as a man these days.

Beards will be banned soon as transphobic and a sign of toxic masculinity.

Columbo · 14 Jan 2018 at 16:10

Wait....so your wife has voluntary agreed to take the kids away for a week and leave you free at home to do whatever you want.....
And you are complaining?

COYS · 14 Jan 2018 at 19:06

The icing on the cake will be a couple of fixed penalty notices for the kids being out of school

LabR@t · 14 Jan 2018 at 19:50

Slam62 said:
How sad are beards on young men they look like hill billies

Johnny jihadi scruff bags

Diagro · 14 Jan 2018 at 20:42

Has she informed the kids school that they will.be taken out of school during term time to go on holiday? Did the school give permission?

If not I suggest you get it sorted otherwise they can issue a £60 per day fine per child.

More info here:

https://www.gov.uk/school-attendance-absence

B@Th*nG · 15 Jan 2018 at 00:35

TallPaul1878 said:
It's all the weak chins they have from their sheltered, sedentary life styles. They need to hide how unmanly they are behind the only thing that can identify them as a man these days.

Beards will be banned soon as transphobic and a sign of toxic masculinity.

Ahhahaaha have you run out of meds or something? Is there someone who's supposed to know where you are?

B@

WantoN · 15 Jan 2018 at 01:32

Well this thread delivers.

Spikey · 15 Jan 2018 at 10:40

Sounds to me like the OP was stitched up like a right kipper by his Mrs.

B@Th*nG · 15 Jan 2018 at 10:45

TallPaul1878 said:
Tramadol and diazepam dude. Gotta love it.

Not that you're showing off or anything.. why would you even say that on a forum like this?

You know there's nothing manly about hiding from your problems behind drugs, believe me. Not only could you get respiratory failure and die from that combination you're also not able to deal with whatever's troubling you when you're sedating yourself with Benzos. Good luck

B@