Got a date with the squad tonight for some PUBG shenanigans, the GF can have a microwave meal for one, I'll settle for a couple of chicken dinners with the bois.
I'll be standing out in the freezing rain throwing stones at the window professing my love to her as the local number 47 drives by a huge puddle and soaks me, she'll then come out and give me a hug and a kiss in the rain and we'll go inside and have a warm hot chocolate.
Some men really struggle to understand that not all women are the same and want these over the top and hollow romantic gestures. Obviously been forced to watch too many romcoms.
I'll be standing out in the freezing rain throwing stones at the window professing my love to her as the local number 47 drives by a huge puddle and soaks me, she'll then come out and give me a hug and a kiss in the rain and we'll go inside and have a warm hot chocolate.