What is the silliest thing you've done, while tired

JonnyT · 6 Jul 2018 at 14:17

Came back from a night out tired and somewhat inebriated and crashed out on my bed. I was fortunately compus-mentus enough for my urge to empty my bladder to wake me from my slumber, but unfortunately not so much as to stop myself from opening the drawer of my bedside cabinet (think some people call them nightstands nowadays?) and proceed to relieve myself into it, with my keys, wallet etc inside. Fortunately I'd crashed out while checking Facebook on my phone, so that was safe

Scam · 6 Jul 2018 at 14:18

lol I'm so glad I don't sleepwalk.

A boss at my old place said he was staying at a hotel, got up for a pee, went into the bathroom stark naked, had the pee, walked out... completely out of his room. Totally locked out. Had to go down to reception in his birthday suit and ask to be let back in

Rimsy · 6 Jul 2018 at 14:23

Feek said:
Serious question, what do you consider stupid about this? It's neither a long, difficult or challenging drive.

Did you miss the last two words of the thread title?

stoofa · 6 Jul 2018 at 14:31

Feek said:
Serious question, what do you consider stupid about this? It's neither a long, difficult or challenging drive.

Sorry - should edit my post.
Continuing to drive from Dover to Cambridge with my entire family in the car (mum, dad & brother) when I'd already nodded off once during the journey (early start, long day of driving, no real excuses).

Mak3R · 6 Jul 2018 at 15:12

Shook protein shaker without fastening lid. Kitchen and myself covered in strawberry milkiness. Stank!

snips86x · 6 Jul 2018 at 15:29

oh my god...some of these have totally made my day

Tek81 · 6 Jul 2018 at 15:30

Proposed

Eurofighter · 6 Jul 2018 at 15:44

OJ on my cornflakes.

pinkpound · 6 Jul 2018 at 15:45

After working a 14hr day I decided to cook a bacon sandwich .. I put unused bacon , butter, eggs and ketchup in the cupboard then washed my plate , knife and frying pan and put those in the fridge as well as my watch for some reason. wife ask me in the morning had I been drunk

MooMoo444 · 6 Jul 2018 at 15:46

Thekwango said:
an auld boy that used to work in our place came in once with 2 different shoes on one morning

Have done this before

Svack · 6 Jul 2018 at 16:12

Woke up on a Friday and thought it was a Saturday, didn't realize until work phoned to ask where I was about 10ish

Thekwango · 6 Jul 2018 at 16:19

MooMoo444 said:
Have done this before

they weren't even remotely close to being the same colour either. when i asked him about it he said the 'missus must have moved them and i was too tired to notice'......he was a grumpy sod too, when he was offered the opporutniy to go home and change he just sort of grunted that he was fine. watching a chap wander about at work with a light tan shoe and a dark(ish) blue one was a very weird experience.

Feek · 6 Jul 2018 at 16:22

Rimsy said:
Did you miss the last two words of the thread title?

Yup

stoofa said:
Sorry - should edit my post.
Continuing to drive from Dover to Cambridge with my entire family in the car (mum, dad & brother) when I'd already nodded off once during the journey (early start, long day of driving, no real excuses).

Bearing in mind the above, it becomes clearer now

malachi · 6 Jul 2018 at 16:26

Woke up in the middle of the night, thinking my bin was the toliet to wee in.

peterwalkley · 6 Jul 2018 at 17:17

WantoN said:
Don’t get this one mate?

Its a tea you don't add milk to.

MooMoo444 · 6 Jul 2018 at 17:29

Thekwango said:
they weren't even remotely close to being the same colour either. when i asked him about it he said the 'missus must have moved them and i was too tired to notice'......he was a grumpy sod too, when he was offered the opporutniy to go home and change he just sort of grunted that he was fine. watching a chap wander about at work with a light tan shoe and a dark(ish) blue one was a very weird experience.

I had one white and one black. Nobody mentioned it but in hindsight maybe they were just being polite

Think I was still half asleep and dark when I put them on.

godinman · 6 Jul 2018 at 18:22

stoofa said:
Are we talking silly or stupid?
I'll go stupid - continued to drive, with my entire family (mum, dad and brother at the time) back from Dover to Cambridge when it would have been quite simple to ask my dad to drive for a bit.

It was like 2.5 hours?

Edit - I redact my statement after reading the thread. However that should probably have been added to your original post.

Kill_Phil · 6 Jul 2018 at 18:40

godinman said:
It was like 2.5 hours?

Edit - I redact my statement after reading the thread. However that should probably have been added to your original post.

Driving even a short trip whilst tired can be dangerous...

http://www.brake.org.uk/wake-up/15-facts-a-resources/facts/485-driver-tiredness

BUDFORCE · 6 Jul 2018 at 18:58

malachi said:
Woke up in the middle of the night, thinking my bin was the toliet to wee in.

I've done that, felt the urge, unzipped and stopped myself just in time realising it was the kitchen bin I was taking aim at.

esoteric · 6 Jul 2018 at 19:10

Glad I'm not the only one on this.

I woke up with great relief that it was Saturday, I woke up at 0630. That's weird, why is my alarm on.. I then lay in bed playing on my phone until 0745 then I got up and went downstairs. As I hit the bottom step I recalled being asked if I wanted a roll in the morning, I thought to myself why is she asking that it's the weekend. I then started to doubt if it's really Saturday, then I remembered I had a salad last night, salad Thursday.. **** it's FRIDAY! I phone up work and to my credit I didn't make anything up. Yeah hi... I'll be in right away I thought it was Saturday.