Lions are friendly

bjorkiii said:
If its a zebra what do you do?
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Tame it over thousands of years, ride it, use it as a beast of burden, train them to not fear running at other horses. Breed a lot of them for meat and to work/die for humans. Then invent some technology which makes them redundant, then stop breeding them and let them become a mere piece of leisure for the rich.
 
Lions are very social animals, if you can condition a Lion to believe that you're a member of its pride it probably won't eat you for dinner unlike a lot of other predators.
 
Amazingly powerful animals. I saw one get fed close up at a zoo once, some kind of meat on the bone, as big as a dinner plate. In in one go and crunch, bit straight through the bone in one.
 
Skunkworks said:
In the case pf bears, scream as loud as you can, wave your arms around and try to look big. It's such an unusual behaviour it can spook them. Meanwhile I'll be disappearing in the distance.
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This.

You dont have to out run the Bear (Lion, Whatever)

Only the other members of your party! :D
 
One of my major no no's is being in close proximity to a wild animal, especially something like a chimp or bear. Absolutely no way on earch would you get me near one. If they decide they don't like you, you are toast.
 
Trust me - you do not want to be bitten or clawed by a domestic cat - it hurts - never mind a lion
 
DXP55 said:
Trust me - you do not want to be bitten or clawed by a domestic cat - it hurts - never mind a lion
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Ha. You know some nasty cats. I've never been hurt by one. Bitten, clawed, jumped on from height, attacked in the dark, spat at, tripped whilst using stairs (their most ingenious attack move). It doesn't hurt though. Just scratches. Bad ones need a bit of antiseptic cos of the **** that's in their claws.
 
Mason- said:
Isn't this the rule for one type of bear and the other is to play dead. Or is this all just a myth?

Also stand and bang is the only real advice. A little bop to the nose of any angry beast will send him quivering to his mother.
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I think its because bears are just outright gonna win if you run you're ******, climb your ******, try to play dead and they decide to take a test bite your ******.

But anything willing to fight a bear and the bear thinks "'ugh not worth getting hurt by this thing I'll go eat something weaker'"

Still a very high chance it just eats part of you and leaves you there anyway
 
Mason- said:
Tame it over thousands of years, ride it, use it as a beast of burden, train them to not fear running at other horses. Breed a lot of them for meat and to work/die for humans. Then invent some technology which makes them redundant, then stop breeding them and let them become a mere piece of leisure for the rich.
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Weirdly zebras are pretty much undomesticatable unlike horses.

No social structure to manipulate
 
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