Pigs in blankets in the back of my van?

glenimp617 · 7 Sep 2018 at 10:33

I need some OCUK help!

What does this text message mean:

"Do you fancy pigs in blankets in the back of my van....and giggles?"

I assume it doesn't mean cooking sausages and bacon

wedrum · 7 Sep 2018 at 10:34

sausage fest ?

antijoke · 7 Sep 2018 at 10:36

Who is it from? The boyfriend? The girlfriend? The in-laws? Colleague? Creepy guy from the pub?

glenimp617 · 7 Sep 2018 at 10:36

antijoke said:
Who is it from? The boyfriend? The girlfriend? The in-laws? Colleague? Creepy guy from the pub?

Let's just say it's from a man to a woman

jsmoke · 7 Sep 2018 at 10:37

Just what your thinking. Sex.

D3K · 7 Sep 2018 at 10:37

Means he's not Jewish.

wedrum · 7 Sep 2018 at 10:38

is it tony williams ?

touch · 7 Sep 2018 at 10:38

He definitely means cooking sausages.

You should take up his offer immediately!

chroniclard · 7 Sep 2018 at 10:38

Its when you wrap bacon around your bits before getting it on.

robfosters · 7 Sep 2018 at 10:38

Whoever it is, he sounds like a real romantic.

robfosters · 7 Sep 2018 at 10:39

chroniclard said:
Its when you wrap bacon around your bits before getting it on.

Lardons on hardons

glenimp617 · 7 Sep 2018 at 10:40

robfosters said:
Whoever it is, he sounds like a real romantic.

well the sender has a wife and kids, luckily it's not to any of my immediate family but I can see a friend getting hurt

I never saw it, but overheard people speaking about it's meaning

Could it be about smoking weed? or it is sex?

peterwalkley · 7 Sep 2018 at 10:41

Do the giggles happen once you see how small the sausages are ?

robfosters · 7 Sep 2018 at 10:41

TheOracle said:
well the sender has a wife and kids, luckily it's not to any of my immediate family but I can see a friend getting hurt

Well yeah, if he’s gonna wrap a rasher of streaky round his chap before sticking it somewhere, someone’s deffo getting hurt!

doodah · 7 Sep 2018 at 10:42

I can be overly literal, maybe they just fancy eating some in the back of the van assuming giggles will ensue

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wedrum · 7 Sep 2018 at 10:42

does she work at KFC if yes then its defo @Tony Williams

arknor · 7 Sep 2018 at 10:46

urban dictionary suggests the pig is a male sexual organ and the blankets are part of a females sexual organ or possibly breasts.
they should text back saying they prefer toad in the hole or spotted dick

MookJong · 7 Sep 2018 at 10:47

That reminds me, it's 15 Weeks till Christmas everyone!

B@Th*nG · 7 Sep 2018 at 11:00

seems like a "sexy" message to me, a gross sexy message.

B@

cheesyboy · 7 Sep 2018 at 11:01

I do Love buffet food.