Well I've been with mine for 8. Your mindset is telling though, I don't consider it my job to "keep her happy", keeping ourselves happy is our mutual responsibility.
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Well I've been with mine for 8. Your mindset is telling though, I don't consider it my job to "keep her happy", keeping ourselves happy is our mutual responsibility.
I jest.
Dear Kaiju
Thank you for your letter. I know it can be frustrating if some ethnic dress, sandal wearing guardian reader blocks you from popping Jen's coochie and crushing her cookies.
As your attorney I advise you to bide your time and covertly prank the spotty bitch relentlessly until she steps aside and lets the D pass. This is the correct thing to do.
Start with senokot hot chocolates, mystery taxis and pizza deliveries for Trace, and finally the le coupe de maitre, swat her pimply ass live on twich.
Finally, how do you know if it is time to simply ask Jen if she would like to play Fortnite in your bedroom at your mum and dads house? The answer? Look in your pants and if there is a D there....it's time.
God speed young man. Better pop that keyboard and mouse in the dishwasher first and stock up on the ferrero rochers. Good luck and send pics.
pod
Thank you for your letter. I know it can be frustrating if some ethnic dress, sandal wearing guardian reader blocks you from popping Jen's coochie and crushing her cookies.
As your attorney I advise you to bide your time and covertly prank the spotty bitch relentlessly until she steps aside and lets the D pass. This is the correct thing to do.
Start with senokot hot chocolates, mystery taxis and pizza deliveries for Trace, and finally the le coupe de maitre, swat her pimply ass live on twich.
Finally, how do you know if it is time to simply ask Jen if she would like to play Fortnite in your bedroom at your mum and dads house? The answer? Look in your pants and if there is a D there....it's time.
God speed young man. Better pop that keyboard and mouse in the dishwasher first and stock up on the ferrero rochers. Good luck and send pics.
pod
Literally this, Tracy is being asked to get the office creep off Jen's back.
OP, it's a disappointing place to be where you think it's humorous, and at all appropriate, to jest about being a sexual predator. It's sickening, and I truly hope that you or someone important in your life isn't a victim of a sexual predator. It does far more damage than just the physical, noticeable, harm that you can so easily laugh away.
You are, quite frankly, a disgusting person and you ought to go away and have a think about who you want to be. I wouldn't be quite as miffed if you were a child, but it seems you are an adult. You are the equivalent of a dog turd on a shoe.
You are, quite frankly, a disgusting person and you ought to go away and have a think about who you want to be. I wouldn't be quite as miffed if you were a child, but it seems you are an adult. You are the equivalent of a dog turd on a shoe.
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I have not read this entire thread, but I am curious regarding the amount of effort OP has put in to attempt to attract this girl / how much he has analysed it lol. Seems like one of those guys that tries to slide in through the friend zone lol. Just ask her out and be done with it, if she says yes great. If no, great move on with your life.
I don't think Jen wants to lose her social status at work, especially with mother hen on the watch. Tracy is a feminazi, any male ego at work and she's there!
I did ask Jen out but she said she's busy on three separate occasions (3 strikes), so I asked what's up but she said nothing. Her body language is totally off now, you can tell when a girl isn't into you anymore.
Basically, my game is weak and I'm out of my depth. It's not like Jen is super outgoing, she's shy and quiet and doesn't like attention.
I even asked my boss to fire Tracy as my boss is like my mum, but she just joked she'll cut her hours.
I guess I'm making Tracy out as a scapegoat and I should just give up.
Son you need to calm down and back off. If she had any interest she'd have suggested an alternative date.
You're borderline sociopathic.
People love to read between the lines.
What I get for posting on a beta cuckoo forum.
Do people not realise the power of persuasion a female circle has?
They go as far as being friends with their enemies, manipulation, deceit. If you knew Asian females need to be validated by their group then half the convo here would be on the same page.
What I get for posting on a beta cuckoo forum.
Do people not realise the power of persuasion a female circle has?
They go as far as being friends with their enemies, manipulation, deceit. If you knew Asian females need to be validated by their group then half the convo here would be on the same page.
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Reading between the lines.
Wow, this thread is still going.
Just ignore Jen, and Tracey, Tracey is clearly an attention seeking nut job, the less attention you pay her and let anything she does affect you the better.
With Jen, leave her alone, be polite, professional but otherwise don't pay her any attention. You've made a move and your intentions clear, on more than one occasion, if she is interested she will come to you.
Bang an Asian hooker if you need to get it out of your system. Just use protection and check it's actually female.
Just ignore Jen, and Tracey, Tracey is clearly an attention seeking nut job, the less attention you pay her and let anything she does affect you the better.
With Jen, leave her alone, be polite, professional but otherwise don't pay her any attention. You've made a move and your intentions clear, on more than one occasion, if she is interested she will come to you.
Bang an Asian hooker if you need to get it out of your system. Just use protection and check it's actually female.
Perhaps you ought to try grabbing her by the clunge and dragging her back to your alphapad.
Also I spent enough time working in the middle East with Asian co-workers to understand the supposed culture difference you're using as an excuse. We'll put it up there with the psych major conspiracy mind games.
Just be rejected. You're not that good.
Also I spent enough time working in the middle East with Asian co-workers to understand the supposed culture difference you're using as an excuse. We'll put it up there with the psych major conspiracy mind games.
Just be rejected. You're not that good.
I know right, the thread died a long time ago but some beta has gotta get their word in and punch above their weight.
Doing exactly as you and many others suggested.