Age Fluid

CREATIVE!11 · 14 Nov 2018 at 14:56

I'm 14, female and from cali.

U?

Martynt74 · 14 Nov 2018 at 15:00

Malevolence said:
Does this mean I can identify as an 18 year old and then proceed to hang around outside colleges chatting up all the young skirt?

Do that anyway?

Efour · 14 Nov 2018 at 15:01

I hope this is just a passing Fad. Id love to go 100 years in the future for a day and see what earth is like.

J.T · 14 Nov 2018 at 15:18

Beginning to give up on the world to be honest, or rather a lot of the people in it.

glenimp617 · 14 Nov 2018 at 15:21

Efour said:
I hope this is just a passing Fad. Id love to go 100 years in the future for a day and see what earth is like.

They made a movie about that. It's called idiocracy.

Private Joe Bauers, the definition of "average American", is selected by the Pentagon to be the guinea pig for a top-secret hibernation program. Forgotten, he awakes five centuries in the future. He discovers a society so incredibly dumbed down that he's easily the most intelligent person alive.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0387808/

mmj_uk · 14 Nov 2018 at 15:22

I identify as a member of the Royal Family, now where's my extraordinary tax payer income and palace?

All this fluid nonsense is just basically role play but when anyone tells you to act yourself they get called Nazi's and end up with the police investigating for hate crimes, the patients are running the asylum.

StevieP · 14 Nov 2018 at 15:42

TheOracle said:
They made a movie about that. It's called idiocracy.

Private Joe Bauers, the definition of "average American", is selected by the Pentagon to be the guinea pig for a top-secret hibernation program. Forgotten, he awakes five centuries in the future. He discovers a society so incredibly dumbed down that he's easily the most intelligent person alive.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0387808/

Absolute quality film!! (and probably not far from what will happen!)

Efour · 14 Nov 2018 at 15:51

Never heard of it, will watch it. Thanks.

AmateurExpert · 14 Nov 2018 at 20:36

Not a new thing. I've been 21 for many years already...

Nasher · 14 Nov 2018 at 22:03

I'm going to self-identify as someone who never has to pay taxes. Also also 67 so I can get my pension+bus pass.

But what happens when he goes dating these much younger ladies and they say no, because he is clearly lying about his age? Will no mean yes? He does look a bit like Rolf Harris

Raumarik · 14 Nov 2018 at 22:04

I identify as below the age of criminal responsibility..

FoxEye · 14 Nov 2018 at 22:20

TheOracle said:
What about someone who identifies as an animal? I mean if we're gonna go retard, may as well go full retard

Baaaaaaa

Heya, just wanted to ask if you're doing anything this weekend? I know a really nice place where the grass is just delicious.

glenimp617 · 15 Nov 2018 at 07:29

FoxEye said:
Heya, just wanted to ask if you're doing anything this weekend? I know a really nice place where the grass is just delicious.

oink oink squeek

ZXSpectrum · 15 Nov 2018 at 10:35

Maybe he is a nutter, maybe he is highlighting the hypocrisy of certain other, and in some places, enforced viewpoints that appear to be acceptable?

mmj_uk · 15 Nov 2018 at 10:42

Nasher said:
But what happens when he goes dating these much younger ladies and they say no, because he is clearly lying about his age? Will no mean yes? He does look a bit like Rolf Harris

Get the police involved for hate crimes and discrimination against age fluidity, they have plenty of resources to deal with those particular 'crimes'.

h4rm0ny · 15 Nov 2018 at 13:27

Efour said:
Never heard of it, will watch it. Thanks.

It's a bit low-brow but the opening scene is brilliant. And scary.

Nasher said:
But what happens when he goes dating these much younger ladies and they say no, because he is clearly lying about his age? Will no mean yes? He does look a bit like Rolf Harris

Probably much like many MtF trans people who insist that lesbians should want to date them and label those who object as "terfs".

Nasher · 15 Nov 2018 at 17:15

mmj_uk said:
Get the police involved for hate crimes and discrimination against age fluidity, they have plenty of resources to deal with those particular 'crimes'.

But what if the police are blame fluid?

Adnams Drinker · 15 Nov 2018 at 17:21

AmateurExpert said:
Not a new thing. I've been 21 for many years already...

Absolutely this - in my head I still think of myself as being in my late teens/early twenties ... unfortunately, no matter how much I try and convince myself otherwise, my birth certificate and my body's resident aches and pains are only too happy to confirm that I'll reach my half-century next August

Malevolence · 15 Nov 2018 at 20:01

h4rm0ny said:
It's a bit low-brow but the opening scene is brilliant. And scary.

The prison break is funnier.

Terminal_Boy · 15 Nov 2018 at 20:03

Mason- said:
Can I identify as 65 and start taking my state pension.

You’ll have to identify as 67 these days.