********** your country needs you

Could we call upon you to fight for us and our freedom as our forefathers did?

The British Army seem to know how to commit PR suicide with their latest recruitment campaigns. The soldier in the poster has every right to be ticked off for them using his face in that way without his consent.
He almost certainly did give his consent at some point while signing his life away on the dotted line.
 
You know nothing. In my day their was a documentary serious called 'It ain't alf hot mum' which showed the multicultural army (ok it doesn't but they do have some nice blacked up white bloke being Indian' and also some fantastic leadership from some bloke called Windsor Davies who was a Sergeant Major.

Learn yourself for gods sake!

Must be the only WW2 documentary that the History Channel doesn't show :D
 
Could we call upon you to fight for us and our freedom as our forefathers did?

The British Army seem to know how to commit PR suicide with their latest recruitment campaigns. The soldier in the poster has every right to be ticked off for them using his face in that way without his consent.


I think I would if I had to, never really given much thought when I was younger. But would want to give my children the best chance, hence why I voted out.
 
You know nothing. In my day their was a documentary serious called 'It ain't alf hot mum' which showed the multicultural army (ok it doesn't but they do have some nice blacked up white bloke being Indian' and also some fantastic leadership from some bloke called Windsor Davies who was a Sergeant Major.

Learn yourself for gods sake!
Sorry, I don’t follow what you mean?
Yes, I have seen the program mentioned, but not sure what you are implying.
 
I would probably do the same. Why would he want to promote ********** to work alongside him?

The Army has done some pretty bad advertising at the moment, but this one nearly tops it...

EDIT - Snow"crumbly chocolate bar" is censored...?
 
No one else see the irony of that article?

Generally, think they are a good advert. There are several different ones aren’t there?
They are just pointing out that anyone should join if they want, there is no ‘type’ required.

I'd have thought those considering joining the Army would partially be doing it as it's a respected role, what with risking life and limb, and considered honourable service to the country. A PR campaign branding soldiers with that word and all the other derogatory labels thrown at young people, for all the public to associate the army with and it's personnel, is just a really naff idea in my opinion.

I couldn't imagine universities, apprenticeship schemes, or any job for that matter, leading with '********** apply here!'-type slogans, but then a few years ago I couldn't imagine the army doing it either.
 
Obviously their previous recruitment TV campaigns targeting deprived northern towns and cities have worked well.
 
too soon?

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Here is how these ********* types cope in training:


Granted it was naughty of them to distribute that footage.



I think it got overused after the conservative victory or Trump or Brexit or all of those and some on the mod team got a bit wound up by constantly seeing it.

The filmer sounds like a proper moron
 
I first saw this nearly 20 years. The youngsters today can expect to be lead by the finest examples of the officer class. Below is a list of snippets from forces performance reports:

- His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of curiosity.

- I would not breed from this Officer.

- This Officer is really not so much of a has-been, but more of a definitely won't-be.

- When she opens her mouth, it seems that this is only to change whichever foot was previously in there.

- He has carried out each and every one of his duties to his entire satisfaction.

- He would be out of his depth in a car park puddle.

- Technically sound, but socially impossible.

- This Officer reminds me very much of a gyroscope - always spinning around at a frantic pace, but not really going anywhere.

- This young lady has delusions of adequacy.

- When he joined my ship, this Officer was something of a granny; since then he has aged considerably.

- This Medical Officer has used my ship to carry his genitals from port to port, and my officers to carry him from bar to bar.

- Since my last report he has reached rock bottom, and has started to dig.

- She sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.

- He has the wisdom of youth, and the energy of old age.

- This Officer should go far - and the sooner he starts, the better.

- In my opinion this pilot should not be authorized to fly below 250 feet.

- This man is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.

- The only ship I would recommend this man for is citizenship.

- Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap.
 
https://news.sky.com/story/amp/mod-...-from-*********-ad-threatens-to-quit-11600515


Not sure if this campaign will get the little darlings signing up to be honest. It is worrying just how soft some sections of our society are coming mind you. If we ever find ourselves back against the wall again, could we call upon the youth of today to fight for us and our freedom be as our forefathers did??

Parachute London’s stabby ferals into enemy territory and tell them the enemy is punting drugs on their manor.

Let them fight for a week then TLAM the survivors.
 
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