Someone wants my sexy body

LabR@t · 9 Mar 2019 at 15:16

Does she have a letter box

Dirk Diggler · 9 Mar 2019 at 15:19

LabR@t said:
Does she have a letter box

Yes, although I think it's French.

Roland Butter · 9 Mar 2019 at 17:17

We can only hope you are being groomed for plucking, and Irene is actually Gordon, a fat lad from Colne, a bug eyed weirdo who makes Jeff Dahmer
look like Elizabeth Bott.

Pawnless Endgame · 9 Mar 2019 at 17:57

Dons: name change for the OP please - String to G String.

LabR@t · 9 Mar 2019 at 18:04

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String said:
Yes, although I think it's French.

Oh lovely i like a bit French

Derek W · 9 Mar 2019 at 20:28

OP upon reading his email :-

Dirk Diggler · 9 Mar 2019 at 20:30

Irene has replied with no words, just photos.

She's a very pretty lady. :eek:

wez130 · 9 Mar 2019 at 20:32

She's reeling you in like a seabass!

FoxEye · 9 Mar 2019 at 20:34

Tell her you're passionate about BitCoin and have made several million in the last couple years

Also find out what her Dad does for a living. It's important.

And if she likes pancakes.

Dirk Diggler · 9 Mar 2019 at 20:41

Reverse image search...

https://www.google.co.uk/search?tbs...dW1-lVW9Cxkh9Tm0tO1H9jlpRxdzQZoEUNJn&hl=en-GB

https://www.google.co.uk/search?tbs=sbi:AMhZZivYCRbepu2i0Mc_12yCgjzFmYNnJvVe6joPxjqe-GLeeoKHd_1APzhbDJoJeFboADMwfD8jkpzQXrH8aeOsA9j-bNsGnRFCLAH9H0CDijW1d3hP0YXSCYXPbjdqZucmA17h8mSrtIixp1pufFZPjZ21mI8Dc9wy93xkfkHAtIGrHSZyuBzhsmm8pHfe0VfvUBU86gHSirXGyb3hu3G2R8YjRo1BJP7n7f_1vzNFBtGSi_1tXjPmyU1iJDC2sbp7hpnNn8MpmgrjxyaUyCQJAOpQT3l9-SteB-1UaDTYax1pcfP0GPdIFAwdK3rM1T97ImYf8_1tFB9LjmzvOUElhLAOCf0mZxnQurg&btnG=Search by image&hl=en-GB

idi banashapan · 9 Mar 2019 at 21:19

forward your email to the address on https://www.rescam.org/ which is [email protected] - let them have the conversation!

Flubble · 10 Mar 2019 at 09:30

Good Morning Am Irene by name 31 years old Single woman never married with no kids I am looking for someone who shares my goals, values, and aspirations in life. We do not need to have everything in common, but it is important to me that you are passionate about something. I want to be in a relationship with someone who thinks about the future and knows where they want to be 5, 10, and even 20 years from now. I am interested in someone who can bring out the best in me and who will always strive to be better. If you think that you can challenge me to be the best version of myself and are looking for someone who can do this for you, then let's talk.

i read that and it started sounding like a job advert

jellybeard999 · 10 Mar 2019 at 15:57

This reminds of that thread a few years ago where someone sent money and traveled somewhere in eastern Europe chasing a webcam model he was convinced loved him.

Deleted member 77746 · 12 Mar 2019 at 10:02

jellybeard999 said:
This reminds of that thread a few years ago where someone sent money and traveled somewhere in eastern Europe chasing a webcam model he was convinced loved him.

ha ha! I would never date someone in another country without actually been face to face with them first IRL. :rolleyes:

snips86x · 12 Mar 2019 at 10:05

Thanks for lols on a Tuesday

ttaskmaster · 12 Mar 2019 at 10:56

psd99 · 12 Mar 2019 at 16:15

sounds like a real keeper!

Slap · 13 Mar 2019 at 09:57

The "I myself cannot smell it" line has always worked for me