I've ripped my pants

Zatoichi.uK · 20 Apr 2019 at 08:35

Cab to pick you up from outside. Then make a dash before camera phones come out.

Orionaut · 20 Apr 2019 at 08:36

Back to OP, That will learn you for chowing down on a sprout curry banquet for two for breakfast!

Full English for you from now on. You know it makes sense!

Feek · 20 Apr 2019 at 09:45

Brizzles said:
CBA to go through 3 pages

We’re still on one man sized page, n00b

Diddums · 20 Apr 2019 at 09:48

3drealm said:
Ill will post pending pants pic when i get home, bcos steaming now. i changed in the lavs when no one was about, the bar was on differnet levels and the people had left. me arse feels really nice though. dunno why.

Oi, pics, cmon. Get your **** together!

wolfie138 · 20 Apr 2019 at 10:47

3drealm said:
I was up at monument in the grey. Im down in the pitcher and piano now. I'm the guy with the ill fitting tartan chinos (no joke). Never going commando again. had a good poo as well, so im well happy now. ill tell the grand kids about this one.

i think we all will. proud to have been a part of it.

gronf · 20 Apr 2019 at 10:56

Brizzles said:
CBA to go through 3 pages;

Pants - american for trousers

Pants - something your wear as a child before dropping testicles

Umm, testicles drop before a child is born. They simply get bigger during puberty.

Retikulan · 20 Apr 2019 at 11:41

Are you you're not in a bar like this?

Mason- · 20 Apr 2019 at 12:21

Feek said:
We’re still on one man sized page, n00b

100 posts per page master race. :cool:

Pawnless Endgame · 20 Apr 2019 at 12:22

Brizzles said:
CBA to go through 3 pages;

Change your forum settings. This thread is still on page 1!

Edit: beaten

^^

LeeUK · 20 Apr 2019 at 12:54

Will you not get skid marks on your new chinos after that poo?

Diddums · 20 Apr 2019 at 13:04

I wish I was that Polish guy. I'd have bought you some pink shorts with flowers.

Thekwango · 20 Apr 2019 at 13:17

Diddums said:
I wish I was that Polish guy. I'd have bought you some pink shorts with flowers.

A thong. That’s all he’d have gotten back from me!

Jasoncmor · 20 Apr 2019 at 13:20

touch said:
It's 20 degrees outside! Legitimate reason to take off shirt and tie it around your waist.

Unless you're fat

new boy · 20 Apr 2019 at 13:32

UberTiger · 21 Apr 2019 at 14:32

If he's still there maybe we can ship him some pants

Efour · 21 Apr 2019 at 20:53

lol that Kmart advert is genius. I feel inspired

UberTiger · 21 Apr 2019 at 21:29

I can't watch it without cracking up

Iiii just shipped my bed!