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A witch. Burn him at the stake! #bringthepitchforks
They're now deep inside you, working their way towards your heart. It's been nice knowing you. Can I have your stuff?Well I'm home from work now and just checked. It's completely gone. Weird.
The 8th letter of the alphamabet is H.
H is the first letter in the animal name Horse.
Horses make a noise like "Neigh!".
Neigh contains the first five letters in neighbour.
Some neighbours are good, some neighbours are bad.
Bad rhymes with sad.
Sad is what I felt reading this thread.
Edit*
This is in jest obviously, I'm not actually sad