FAO: Criminals and/or OcUK detectives. Your advice please

[stockhausen]

Barry I told you not to let the cat near the VHS! Yet again another criminal free because of your cat...

Not my cat mate.
My cat is lying in the middle of the motorway.

 

[AhhBisto]

https://imgur.com/oDzulaI

Yess yes, potato quality but it is heavily cropped and compressed.

And here I thogut this was a bait post, and you've delivered. Can I ask why does it sound like someone is either having the sex of their life or extremely disappointed?

Not my cat mate.
My cat is lying in the middle of the motorway.

Silly place to lay down if you ask me.

 

[Boycey0211]

Just a guess, are they scanning for GPS trackers by any chance?

 

[Scuzi]

Just a guess, are they scanning for GPS trackers by any chance?

He's very definitely pulling duct tape off a roll and sticking it to the wheels and in the arches. That's what is baffling me.

And here I thogut this was a bait post, and you've delivered. Can I ask why does it sound like someone is either having the sex of their life or extremely disappointed?

That's a crying child. Unrelated to the car.

 

[AhhBisto]

Just a guess, are they scanning for GPS trackers by any chance?

You are actually on to a good and sensible point. Owners of Magnetic GPS trackers are apperently advised not to put them in wheel arches and in other areas... So I'm guessing most people still put them in wheel arches

 

[Boycey0211]

He's very definitely pulling duct tape off a roll and sticking it to the wheels and in the arches. That's what is baffling me.

Only other thing I can think of is covering damage from a hit and run maybe?

Even if you were selling it on sharpish at night someone would have a quick walk round and say 'whats all this tape for mate?'

 

[Boycey0211]

In fact he even steps back to make sure hes covered something, with black alloys thats the only thing that really makes sense

 

[Mr Badger]

How does one get an OcUK Detective badge?

 

[AhhBisto]

How does one get an OcUK Detective badge?

Well you have to go through me first... Or in

 

[Greebo]

How does one get an OcUK Detective badge?

If you have to ask you have already failed as an OCUK detective

 

[Rannoch]

I wish I could help but my criminal knowledge is limited to cannabis farms.

 

[robfosters]

I wish I could help but my criminal knowledge is limited to cannabis farms.

Mine is limited to sexual deviance, and the odd bit of flytipping.

 

[[FnG]magnolia]

https://imgur.com/oDzulaI

Yess yes, potato quality but it is heavily cropped and compressed.

Whoops

 

[Rannoch]

Mine is limited to sexual deviance, and the odd bit of flytipping.

Do you wear a rubber outfit when flytipping?

 

[Mr Badger]

If you have to ask you have already failed as an OCUK detective

I wear a Gucci belt and can get a MAC-10 in ten minutes, but you say that I can't have an OcUK Detective badge???

 

[Steeps]

Might be getting the car prepped to be lifted quickly on to the back of a truck. A friend's car was stolen/recovered using key from driveway and every arch was creased outwards/scratched when recovered.

 

[Zenduri]

After seeing that and that hes wearing a high a high vis vest. 100% they changed the plates and protecting the rims to ship that to eastern europe especially given the type of car

 

[Eurofighter]

Why didn't you ask them? No neighborly spirit nowadays.

 

[Puzzled]

He's wearing a hi viz jacket so it must be legit

 

[Scuzi]

After seeing that and that hes wearing a high a high vis vest. 100% they changed the plates and protecting the rims to ship that to eastern europe especially given the type of car

Seems like a lot of effort for a 15 year old diesel Audi. I assume the value would be in the component parts rather than the car itself?

Why didn't you ask them? No neighborly spirit nowadays.

I really should have offered them a cup of tea and a ginger nut.