Mass Idiot Cull In September

Em3bbs said:
I didn't know you were a public schoolboy though mrk. Interesting.
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What are you trying to say?????

Minusorange said:
Dude can't even run in a straight line, what is it with younger millennials and being retarded ?
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Some on reddit saying it's a troll for the cameras, but look at that video, guy's clearly never carried his own bodyweight in a straight line at more than walking pace before :p
 
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Diddums said:
No no, there are dad jokes, there are crap jokes, and then there are your jokes. I hope your parents are proud of you :p
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Em3bbs said:
I didn't realise you were a public schoolboy - you seem(ed) like more a man of the people who would have gone to a comprehensive rather than a paid for school.
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RACIST!

MatsyLR said:
If he ran in a straight line he would be easier to shoot.
Its tactics man!
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Reminds me of Four Lions :D
 
Angilion said:
I think that would be an easier thing to deal with. If "a few thousand ex military vehicles turned up (including a few working tanks) all armed to the teeth" turned up, it would be an armed revolt attacking a military base, so unlimited force could be used. Working tanks aren't allowed in private hands in the USA, but even if they were then ex military vehicles and a few working tanks, all manned by untrained or barely trained people, would be outmatched by current USA military with current equipment. The USA has a lot of military and all the kit money can buy.

A mass of unarmed civilians would be harder to deal with, IMO, because it would not be politically viable to use unlimited force against them even if there was the political will to do so. It would be possible to massacre thousands, tens of thousands of them, but it would cause havoc. At the very least, the government would fall. That's assuming that the soldiers would obey orders to massacre huge numbers of unarmed civilians, which is far from certain.

However, I'm pretty sure the US military has a lot of tear gas, a lot of soldiers to arrest people and a lot of vehicles to take the arrested people away. I'm also sure that if there is anything really secret in Area 51, it's not on the surface and won't be accessible without the right codes or an unfeasible amount of explosive. They could probably just close the secure parts and let the numpties wander around in the desert until they ran out of water and/or interest and had to leave, which wouldn't take long.

Or maybe they'd build a fake flying saucer and leave it in a shed on the surface for the numpties to freak out about, just for laughs.
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thenewoc said:
Reported to be around 600'000 signed up in the following recent report. Can't help think it would have been more effective not to have given the military the heads up though :rolleyes:.

If it does go ahead are they really going to be able to stop them and if they did wouldn't it be the beginning of a civil war.

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/...ghting-us-military-ready-nevada-a9004086.html
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BowdonUK said:
I know this is a big internet meme joke. But I was abit surprised at the serious statement the US government put out about it.

https://edition.cnn.com/2019/07/15/us/area-51-military-warning-trnd/index.html

I understand the need to protect assets. But I find the statement bizarre and sinister. I'm reminded of the Lincoln gettysburg quote of;

So if the government is the people, then under whos authority would the US Air Force be acting on if they opened fire on the people wanting to see what is in Area 51?

Why should the US have black budgets, effectively hiding from the American people, what they are spending their money on?
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Yeah, if the military kills too many people, large protests will be organised across the globe and many things will happen afterwards.

But it is indeed of little sense to physically infiltrate those facilities.
Instead, they should organise mass protests in front of Trump himself demanding from him to disclose the interesting for the society informations.

Actually, the government is obliged to declassify information, so under the Freedom of Information Act:

The Freedom of Information Act (FOIA), 5 U.S.C. § 552, is a federal freedom of information law that requires the full or partial disclosure of previously unreleased information and documents controlled by the United States government upon request. The Act defines agency records subject to disclosure, outlines mandatory disclosure procedures, and defines nine exemptions to the statute.[1][2] The Act was intended to make U.S. government agencies' functions more transparent so that the American public could more easily identify problems in government functioning and put pressure on Congress, agency officials, and the President to address them.[3]

While the public may be aware of news organizations' use of FOIA for reporting purposes, they make up less than 10% of all requests with businesses, law firms, and individuals all being more frequent users.[4] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freedom_of_Information_Act_(United_States)
 
Need to get some 1:1 scale UFO balloons and fill with helium. .. then let the nut jobs get close enough to see and just let the balloons fly off. Then tell them "you know what, you just missed them"
 
why don't they build a Trojan UFO out of wood and tinfoil and hide inside? That way the military will take them into Area 51 w/out all the hassle.
edit - not all 100k of them, obviously.
 
I would love to see them troll them by doing just that. Empty a hanger, build a fake but a VERY good fake UFO and have some realistic looking alien suits working round it(all documented, all photographed and filmed beforehand) and "allow" a select few to get to see it.. Some tinfoil hat wearing idiots would lose their minds(Even more).

I can see the US government stocking up on non lethal weaponry to deal with the problem (should even more than 1000 people turn up) with very minimal casualties. They will have tear gas, non lethal rounds and a load of riot control stuff that we have never seen. If you have ever been to, or seen, a US arms convention then some of the weaponry(lethal and non lethal) they show is way ahead of what the military and law enforcement currently use. They could just bring in a load of companies to "test" their new products in a military test site and if people want to attempt to rush the facility while they are performing said tests well.. It will be fun to see if anything.

I seem to remember seeing an anti-riot gunk that can be fired from a hose or deployed by blanketing the area with a plane that makes it very difficult to stand, move and certainly Naruto run. :D
 
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Gerard said:
So tomorrow is the day, can't see much coming off this at all.
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It's been cancelled for a while.

They initially turned it into an Area 51 party, realised it was going to be terrible and have moved it to some exhibition hall or something.
 
I guess common sense has prevailed.

Perhaps it was the zillion square miles of utterly hostile desert between the first warning signs and the base or the threat of year in jail if caught in the outer zone or the very real threat of the USAF Security Forces using lethal force if trespassers weren’t 100% compliant when caught which put people off.
 
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