Ruin a first date in four words...

NVP · 10 Apr 2020 at 00:24

NVP · 10 Apr 2020 at 00:24

"Firstly, my pronouns are..."

Minusorange · 10 Apr 2020 at 00:26

gucci made my belt

Hades · 10 Apr 2020 at 00:35

Her: I am a feminist
Him: I support Donald Trump

Stumble Bum · 10 Apr 2020 at 00:44

I'm an OCUK Moderator.

HungryHippos · 10 Apr 2020 at 00:47

Corner Sofas are Chavvy

Haggisman · 10 Apr 2020 at 00:49

Wish you were 12

Space Monkey · 10 Apr 2020 at 00:49

I'm called Stumble Bum

AHarvey · 10 Apr 2020 at 00:53

Your mum is hotter

Do you have a sister

Do you like Dogging

Fancy wiping my bum

hope you are paying

killari · 10 Apr 2020 at 00:55

I want babies now

EssexBoy · 10 Apr 2020 at 00:56

Only need three minutes.

Stumble Bum · 10 Apr 2020 at 00:56

Space Monkey said:
I'm called Stumble Bum

foster grant · 10 Apr 2020 at 00:56

You like ski masks ?

Mr.Cookie · 10 Apr 2020 at 01:12

bring out the gimp

Woden · 10 Apr 2020 at 01:16

I think I sharted

crinkleshoes · 10 Apr 2020 at 01:22

Where are the cameras?
Are those boobs real?
How does it smell?
Can my wife watch?
More on the way
Your mum looks better
Can your mum join?
How's your gag reflex?

Hades · 10 Apr 2020 at 01:33

No alcohol, on penicillin

Gerard · 10 Apr 2020 at 01:39

Fan of Knob Cheese?

Name · 10 Apr 2020 at 01:43

Royal Utopian Sausage Extravaganza

lunar · 10 Apr 2020 at 02:06

Will you marry me?
(Taxi: season 1 episode 6, The Great Line)