Cheese dreams

bainbridge

bainbridge

bainbridge

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Some people think they're a myth, but I've done some scientific experiments and they're definitely a thing. Here's my findings:

  • The nearer to bedtime the cheese is eaten to more vivid the dreams are.
  • Melted cheese, such a cheese on toast for supper, does induce a cheese dream but I think the cooking process diminishes it's potency somehow.
  • The stronger the cheese, the more vivid the dreams are.
I've just got up out of bed had a big bit of Stilton I remembered was in the fridge.

I'm buckling up for the ride!
 
Haha, I've not done any science on it but I know for sure having cheese in that evening generally means very vivid dreams.
 
bainbridge said:
Some people think they're a myth, but I've done some scientific experiments and they're definitely a thing. Here's my findings:

  • The nearer to bedtime the cheese is eaten to more vivid the dreams are.
  • Melted cheese, such a cheese on toast for supper, does induce a cheese dream but I think the cooking process diminishes it's potency somehow.
  • The stronger the cheese, the more vivid the dreams are.
I've just got up out of bed had a big bit of Stilton I remembered was in the fridge.

I'm buckling up for the ride!
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Well that was a rollercoaster! I won't be one of those people who describe the actual story of their dream but I will say it involved doing parkour around the area I used to live and flying (not proper flying but soaring).

Time to lay off the cheese me thinks.
 
bainbridge said:
Some people think they're a myth, but I've done some scientific experiments and they're definitely a thing. Here's my findings:

  • The nearer to bedtime the cheese is eaten to more vivid the dreams are.
  • Melted cheese, such a cheese on toast for supper, does induce a cheese dream but I think the cooking process diminishes it's potency somehow.
  • The stronger the cheese, the more vivid the dreams are.
I've just got up out of bed had a big bit of Stilton I remembered was in the fridge.

I'm buckling up for the ride!
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Whilst what you consume before sleeping is likely to have an affect on how you sleep and dream. It’s not a great experiment if it’s on yourself, knowingly.
Going to bed expecting a “cheese dream” after scoffing cheese is likely to subconsciously create the result you want.
 
Had a lad at work who ate a big slab of cheese at lunch time - He sat there eating it from the slab then a big bite out of a red onion. His tee shirt stopped just above his belly and trousers just above his pubics - He also had black teeth - I haven't eaten cheese for 40 yrs so I don't think it's what starts my dreams.
 
Admiral Huddy said:
The myth is true. I had some cheese and crackers at about 10pm the other night.. I dreamt of the Mrs that night..

What a weirdo I've become.
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FREAK!!!!

Watching Stranger things and eating a cheese toasty for supper certainly gives some odd dreams. Was that the Cheese or was it the program though?
 
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